When I used to go to the clubs (IN THE CITY), these were my top THREE choices:
Schiek's Palace Royale - http://www.vcgh.com/SchieksMinneapolisMN.aspx - (612) 341-0054
I will always be partial to Schiek’s because when I was 18 years old, I worked there as a waitress in a tuxedo jacket, thongs, stockings and a black leotard for one day until I told my mom my naughty secret! Other than that, I enjoyed the ambiance and excellent décor of the club. I was intrigued by their non-traditional chrome stage void of a tip rail for guys to hover around while not tipping. If this club is still as nice as it used to be, I would love to go there on a date as foreplay!
Augies Bourbon Street Cabaret - (612) 333-7652
This club is the best if you are simply looking for strong drinks while watching ebony women do the most outrageous butt dance tricks, splits and all those things you wish you could do for your man (sometimes freaky is fun!!). I would steer clear of this club if you are turned off by anything considered “hood”. Think of it as a sort of, but not really, Magic City (Atlanta).
Seville Club - http://www.thesevilleclub.com/ - (612) 465-8777
I have found Seville to be a great balance between upscale and down-to-earth fun. When I used to go there, the girls gave really hot lap dances that were sensual with a little modern ass-shaking. Then, the lap dances were $25. I think they are $10 now. I’m not sure if this is still the place to go, but if it is, let’s go the next time you are in town…Kyla, you are fine!
OTHER EXPERIENCES (In the city)
Rick’s Cabaret Minneapolis - http://www.ricks.com/Minneapolis
I went there once years ago and almost fell in love with this hot Russian dancer. My God, was she fine! My only other experience was applying as a server two years ago and being declined…at least Schiek’s knows hotness (granted I was 18 when I applied to Schiek’s…LOL).
Déjà vu - www.dejavu.com
Eww. I didn’t like the quality of women, nor did I like that ladies were required to purchase non-alcoholic drinks before entering the club. Ummm…maybe if they required us to purchase alcoholic drinks for $10…I wouldn’t have complained after about five drinks. They’re happy, I’m happy…we are would have been happy. LOL
Skyway Lounge
Gross…(No offense to anyone affiliated with the club, but it simple is far from my tastes.)
OUTSKIRTS OF THE CITY
Centerfold Cabaret in Superior, WI
The club used to be so much fun. Great girls and bouncers. Sexiness all the way!! Again, it’s been years so I don’t know what the club is like now.
Fat Jack's Cabaret - http://fatjackscabaret.com
FUN!!! This club is only 30 minutes out of the city. It used to be a favorite of mine, but I’m not sure if it has gone downhill at all.
King of Diamonds Gentlemen's - http://www.king-diamonds.com
I have NO respect for this club. They wouldn’t hire me twice even though ALL the attention was on me when I was dancing on the tryout stage…on two different occasions. With a much smaller frame and younger version of my beautiful face, they did not consider me good enough for their “neck of the woods”. Funny thing is many of my current regulars are from that “neck of the woods” and I do a lot less work for a lot more money…money that KOD missed out on. Ha Ha..Hilarious!!! Besides, I hear they are having legal issues.
Sinners - http://www.clubsinners.com
I only go to Sex World to replenish my vibrator supply!
Lamplighter Lounge in St. Paul - (651) 489-9200
Cool, if you are looking for something a little more “hood” in terms of location, girls, music and smoking a little green in the parking lot. However, if you do not want to be bothered with the presence of police officers, steer clear of this club.
Dangerous Curves – http://www.dangerouscurvesclub.com
This club is about 2 hours out of the city. Don’t speed or you will be sure to get a $200 speeding ticket. This place used to be so much fun. I don’t know what it is like now. But I would put it on a "one of the best" lists if there ever was one!
NOTE: Of course this is my personal experience from a few years ago as either a dancer, server, patron, or other. It will be neat to see others’ thoughts on the matter. Further, I have left off a lot of clubs I have frequented, as frankly I am tired and need to wake up early tomorrow AM.
Sweet dreams everyone!
Xoxo,
Giamarie
(The pic below was simply way too hot not to include it!!)