What is it where two people can walk in the hot sun, perhaps to get a couple of ice cream cones, then slip back to a refreshingly cool hotel room where they can lick every bead of sweat off of every square inch, from every nook and every crack of each other's bodies? Is it crazy or crazy fun?

if you add a shower in there, no towels, and licking every drop of water off---FUN!

Why the angry emoticon?

I've sometimes seen this used to give a "devilish" context. That's how I meant it. Now, if they'll just ad one that has a mischievous grin for next time!

Ooh, now that's different! Ha ha... I love the devil-con.  Ha ha...