Policeman arrested an escort for selling sex!!
Escort: "I'm not selling sex!
Policeman: "Then what are you doing?"
Escort: "I'm selling condoms and offering free demo.

A fella's driving down the street in his car.
Unfortunately, he hits and kills a cat.

He stops, and the lady that owned the cat read him the riot act!!!!!!

He said, "Ma'am your cat ran into the road, and there was nothing I could!!!..."

The discussion heated up and a police officer intervened.

They both received citations for their behavior!?

The citations documentation showed, "Utah penal code 0=09999. Discussing the price of pussy in a public roadway"....