This is a take off on a thread on the Florida board.  

A provider asked the question as to whether guys had a pet name for their unit.  My wife gave mine one long ago, but I honestly can't remember it.  I also have seen a provider that had named each one of her breasts.

So...

Do guys have a name for their one-eyed trouser trout?

Do gals have a name for the boob?  Pussy?

Sledge
Petey
Tooler
Spud
Curly
Monty the Monster
My apologies to the ones I missed..........I enjoy naming my cocks!

I don't really have a nickname for my girls or my Cooch!!   Any ideas?  LOL

Doris and Delilha the double D's

.......lil johnny....





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Ex-wife referred to mine as "Spike"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBcq4jXdORk

Idk who does but its kind of cute in my mind to name your parts!

Clara and Carla

Get it?? SILICON!  

But a lovely provider I saw a few days ago pulled down my pants and said "there's my buddy". So I guess for now he's "buddy". LOL

..."oh, so what did you name the other one?" It's often good for a chuckle but sometimes it doesn't go over as well as I hoped.





                 'Perfume and body glitter friendly, I am.'

Once a provider slid down my boxers, finding him at FULL ATTENTION, and said "Hellooooo Party Boy!"

He may not always be at attention but let it be know, he is always ready for service!

Gigi nicknamed mine "Prince Charming". Not sure whether I should be flattered or embarrassed.

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