How will we know what they look like? This is important! If we have to pay an entry fee, it would be a shame to walk in on a few manatees in fishnets.    

Will they take it up the ass or give us BBBJ's, MSOG, and fuck our brains out?

I am not allowed to ask questions?
Should I formulate them to your specific liking, or do I not get to use my own verbiage?

Stop being so whiny. I won't ask the mods to delete your whine, but I will give you a free box of tissues.

So Miami and me and Two other of our non pros are thinking about having a "swing" party. Who would be open to this idea?

Unless you are referring to that old show Flipper, but none of them apply here.

I'd say let's do it!!

Ummmmmmmm - probably ALL of us!

I have minimal equipment, just the basics, but I could get the job done.

Posted By: hardyharhar

Ummmmmmmm - probably ALL of us!

Such posts as the one below and others by this alias serve only to suppress useful discussion.  The posting guidelines for this board include the following. ".......personal attacks such as denigration of another person's character or value have no place in such discussions."  I urge you to enforce your own rules.  

If we must prohibit a gal from posting in all CAPS due to these guidelines, then we must enforce this rule as well.  Such troll-like behavior adds no value to the board.   Please eliminate it.  

I love it when Trolls get bad enough that the Mods tire of it & SURPRISE!!! You've been flipped! Lol! Keep talkin baby boy.

Dearest Craiglist4, not all of us have brilliant minds and respect for other's nor the rules.  
I am siding with you on this one and shame on you Genius-John for that post.

We won't know if you do decide to show your face, cuz you have no balls...using an alias to post such rudeness,  such a pity.  I won't be able to greet you properly.  Could have been fun.  

Way to go "genius " ! Ughhhh ruined a perfectly good thread with tactless comments. AGAIN.
Fine and dandy you have a preference but eeesh give it a rest.

Let me know if you want a silver tip to attend! 2g and ready to show it off.

+1  ..... I suggest people stop feeding it though

Count me in.

Well to clairfy a couple things,

I am looking to get a wide variety of women. I am also open to other providers coming (pm or call ne) my hopes is that the "gentlmen" on this board could enjoy time with a bunch of fown  to earth girls!  Maybe we could make this a regular thing who knows anyone PM for more details!

you will be charging the gents who attend this event.  If you plan on engaging in activities of a carnal nature, I would not be exchanging ANY amount of money......not even a minimal door fee to cover the cost of the venue, food, and/or drinks.    If you did and LE caught wind of the location, they, in all likelihood, would not see this as anything less than Pay for Play.    If you do it, be cautious and be aware of possible consequences.

because you've already taken it upon yourself to demonstrate that you don't have any, "Genius". Multiple times.

The other items on your wish list are also problematic because as Alantra so accurately pointed out, you have no balls. So, as a eunuch your other wishes are off the table as well. But, a eunuch might come in handy; they'll need someone to serve beverages. You can wear your McDonald's uniform from work (by the way if you're not 18 or older you can't attend).

Actually, now that I think of it, I'll bet that there's a long line of providers who are more than willing to cure your virginity and fuck you VERY HARD. You'll just need to let them know well in advance that you'll be attending so they can.....(scroll down)
















SPECIAL ORDER big enough dildos for their strap-ons since you're such a HUGE ASSHOLE!!

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The M&G is a great idea, where everyone could benefit, but heed the advice below