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...a monkey's bum, she said, she said. EOM
Francesca1 See my TER Reviews 1942 reads
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1 / 26
Hotter than...

The heat index today inspired me to think of some of those old sayings when the mercury rises through the roof!  Here is one...what others do you know?  ;-)

"Hotter than a whore house on nickel night!"

MelissaGFE See my TER Reviews 1222 reads
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2 / 26
It's Hotter Than A Two Dollar Pistol!


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MsChayse 1369 reads
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3 / 26
it's hotter than two squirels screwing in a wool sock


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narcisserotoid 24 Reviews 1303 reads
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4 / 26
the devil's ass eom


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mark.4444 9 Reviews 905 reads
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5 / 26
... the bleeding volcano

Rolling Stones - She's So Cold 1980
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrx_55SgwAY

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I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her
I'm so hot for her and she's so cold
I'm so hot for her, I'm on fire for her
I'm so hot for her and she's so cold
I'm the burning bush, I'm the burning fire
I'm the bleeding volcano
I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her
I'm so hot for her and she's so cold
Yeah, I tried re-wiring her, tried re-firing her
I think her engine is permanently stalled
She's so cold she's so cold
She's so cold cold cold
Like a tombstone
She's so cold, she's so cold
she's so cold cold cold like an ice cream cone
She's so cold she's so cold
I dare not touch her my hand just froze
Yeah, I'm so hot for hot for her, I'm so hot for her
I'm so hot for her and even so
Put your hand on the heat, put your hand on the heat
Aw C'mon baby, let's go
She's so cold, she's so cold, cold, she's so c-c-c-old
But she's beautiful, though
Yeah, she's so cold
She's so cold, she's so cold
She was born in an arctic zone
She's so cold she's so cold, cold, cold
I dare not touch her my hand just froze
She's so cold, she's so goddamn cold she's so
Cold cold cold she's so cold
Who would believe you were a beauty indeed
When the days get shorter and the nights get long
Lie awake when the rain comes
Nobody will know, when you're old
When you're old, nobody will know
that you was a beauty, a sweet sweet beauty
A sweet sweet beauty, but stone stone cold
You're so cold, you're so cold, cold, cold
You're so cold, you're so cold
I'm so hot for you, i'm so hot for you
I'm so hot for you and you're so cold
I'm the burning bush, I'm the burning fire
I'm the bleeding volcano

Related Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrx_55SgwAY

stymie72 16 Reviews 804 reads
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6 / 26
the ultimate, it's almost as hot as....

Francesca!

RoyBatty 19 Reviews 1015 reads
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7 / 26
...2 naked women in an habanero pepper patch


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Drumsticks 90 Reviews 781 reads
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8 / 26
Hotter 'n a two peckered billy goat! ~eom~


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CordialSport 71 Reviews 747 reads
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9 / 26
With a nod to Tennessee Williams...

hotter than a cat on a hot tin roof...

SlimPilot 55 Reviews 897 reads
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10 / 26
Hot enough to fry eggs on the sidewalk!


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Drumsticks 90 Reviews 880 reads
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11 / 26
I just came back from the hen house; the chickens are laying boiled eggs! ~eom~


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buck1848 41 Reviews 805 reads
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12 / 26
Hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps….......



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CordialSport 71 Reviews 1946 reads
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13 / 26
And perhaps for today...

hotter than a firecracker...

Good2find 5 Reviews 591 reads
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14 / 26
Hotter than July~! eom



Geronimo651 29 Reviews 661 reads
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15 / 26
Re: it's hotter than two squirels screwing in a wool sock

I just saw that one in "Act of Valor". Awesome movie btw.

wadzilla69 1 Reviews 1024 reads
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16 / 26
Santa is in the right spot for a couple of reasons...


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vallen 12 Reviews 1101 reads
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17 / 26
...a monkey's bum, she said, she said. EOM


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Wildwilly13 52 Reviews 568 reads
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18 / 26
Redneck Hot

It's so hot that I tied my mule in a field of corn, and the corn started popping and the mule thought it was snow and froze to death!

rubbernickel 1044 reads
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19 / 26
... H E double toothpicks!

I love nickel night at the whore house!

Francesca1 See my TER Reviews 1163 reads
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20 / 26
I still haven't seen my father's favorite...

hotter than a four-balled tomcat!  :-)

quoderat1790 28 Reviews 909 reads
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21 / 26
extension

My grandpa had an addendum: hotter than a two-bit pistol in a jailbreak.

pdawg22 1 Reviews 953 reads
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22 / 26
It's so hot

That even Obama could successfully run lemonade stand.

Steelhand 43 Reviews 863 reads
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23 / 26
Re: It's so hot

Showing my colors that one made me, Laugh out loud.

paulde 3 Reviews 1293 reads
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24 / 26
Re: It's so hot

Maybe, but Romney would have outsourced it.

Posted By: pdawg22
That even Obama could successfully run lemonade stand.

Francesca1 See my TER Reviews 691 reads
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25 / 26
Thank you for all the smiles! :-)


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BD996 3 Reviews 759 reads
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26 / 26
I know I'm late but, the devil's fry pan!

just and old army one.

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