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my butt puckered at that mistermanmoron

Catherinespiga9716 reads

Madison is lonely in her romantic hotel room in chicago, and I told her I would come and cuddle with her but I need a private jet to get me there.  I also could use about 10 grand so that I can take her shopping(I hear if you spend money on a girl she might sleep with you). Do you think if I spent 20 grand that I might have a shot at morning sex too? Can YOU help???

-- Modified on 6/17/2003 7:42:16 AM

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HoneyTaster12311 reads

Madison is such a sweetheart she shouldn't be lonely anywhere! Tell her to come home soon, we miss her. And Catherine, how about another special before the end of summer?

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fatmanmn12644 reads

You know all you have to do is call me!!! I will have my jet at the ready - please contact me for required take off and touch down times and preffered airport in the greater Chicago area.

Also - and I have always appreciated this about you - after I gave you your own Gold American Express Card to use on what ever you want, you still feel the need to ask. Is it any wonder that this woman is.... well..... Just Simply the Best!!! Feel free to spend what ever you would like, just let me know so I can budget accordingly.

20,000 may be a bit light in the spend department. I have found to truly impress a woman and get her to sleep with me - I have had to spend 35 - 50,000.  

As far as that Morning Sex thing.......it is the only time I am sorry that I have had to have my penial implant and long standing reorder on viagra - I just don't have the time time to prime the pump and pop the pill, kind of looses that whole spontanious thing don't you think!!!

But that is just a fat old mans view of the world!!!!

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Catherinespiga11872 reads

You do crack me up! Although too bad your cute lady has the card not me:(  Real men realize that the key to a womans happiness and sexual generosity is with the credit cards in hand. Thanks for your funny post!

Speaking of which I need to make a mayment to mr monty python.... dont i?:)(inside joke)

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Madison of Mpls11777 reads

Kitty cat I would give it to you for free.......wink wink.  I do wish you were here.  2 women causing trouble is better than 1.  You would be so proud of seeing me downtown..........lol  XXOO to all the boys and of course you baby!!!

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Lakerfanatic10823 reads

Catherine,

I would be glad to help out.  Just go to the airport (private one) in St. Paul and ask to use my jet.  Because I like to keep a low profile I have it under my alias of Irwin Jacobs.  They will be glad to take care of you.

Kisses,

BK

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Catherinespiga11002 reads

This has a much deeper reach than intended...A non hobby friend and were talking about how a friend  swore I  got wet when we were shopping once. I saw this one computer..and oh boy it was the one.. My non hobby friend joked and said,"what a girl you are every geeks dream."  Then he sent me this link...

-- Modified on 6/17/2003 2:18:23 PM

Related Link: http://Boston.craiglist.org/about/best/sfo/12092133.html

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Mistery12334 reads

That was cute!!! I like! Your link did not work Catherine, or maybe it is my cheap computer. I to need a man with a private jet as well, the mile high club sounds to good to pass up! A credit card sounds pretty good to, my bills keep coming.Bills are no fun, they should stop at a certain age for everyone!  :-)
Julia

-- Modified on 6/17/2003 10:32:43 PM

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-- Modified on 6/18/2003 7:41:35 PM

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moe4209938 reads

Sounds like someone is a little grumpy.  Don't be so full of hate it's not good for you.  If your going to rant at least have the sack to say it and not use symbols to get your point across.  But that's just my opinion and if you don't like it you can STFU.      

And if you don't know what that means I'd be more than happy to tell you.   :)

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HanginToTheLeft11123 reads

my butt puckered at that mistermanmoron

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moe42010713 reads

Did I just get called a moron?  I guess it's not all right for me to voice my opinion and others are.  I am definitely one who does not like to get confrontational but will if necessary, and those who know me know that to be true.  Someone had to say something becuase I don't want this place turning into a bash fest like TBD and like it has sometimes in the past.  This is supposed to be for fun.  If you're not having any or you're causing others to have any, LEAVE.

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MNWildFan12815 reads

Now departing out of gate #1 on Wild Airlines (even makes the trip sound like fun) this flight will accomodate one gorgeous brunette en route to Chi Town and a Visit with an awesome blonde. No scheduled Layovers (damn it) but hopes of joining the mile high club en route and a very very happy landing. This trip all inclusive Catherine bar the door :)

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