Posted By: johnlcalifornia
I don't have any experience with bar/street scene but Kadjevic's description sounds very accurate and believable.
As for the agency, I can add this: The so-called reputable agencies are run by either pimps, perverts, drug addicts, former whores or combination of all of the above. Their model is:
1) Trap a helpless and hapless, sex starved, low self-esteem gringo, who speaks no or almost no Spanish.
2) The owner pimp of the agency responds promptly to email/phone calls, promising the now trapped gringo to provide GFE with a girl of his dream.
3) The pimp survives on repeat business so he/she makes the trapped gringo feel as if he is the king. The pimp saves gringo's information on his/her computer.
4) The trapped gringo goes home, worships the pimp and comes back. It is like a pig going to the butcher.
95% of the girls of these agencies are either ugly or over weight. And almost all of them are trashy, uneducated creatures who can only survive in this world with the help unscrupulous pimps.
If you speak Spanish, come to TJ, go to places like Zona Rio. You will find very pretty, attractive Mexican girls who are classy and educated.
If you don't speak Spanish, don't come to TJ. Stay home and eat some popcorn. You will be happy you saved money.
Final word: Beware of the pimps and their pushers on this board and others.
I liked this post. Was hilarious. To add to that, this is similar to one type of business model there is. I wouldn't say necessarily that agencies trap people, but there is clearly a surcharge for English ability. I've pointed out before, on local messageboards like this one, but basically for Baja California, they call them the "gringo agencies". I think that's very tacky sounding, but that's what they call them. Price is usually a 50-80% increase over the local going rate, but it comes with the English ability. Conventional wisdom would tell you that the quality is universally better for a higher price, but I don't believe this. From what I can tell, it's the English ability and nothing else that is consistent anyways.
I agree with the 95% ugly/overweight thing. It's really unfortunate around here that this is the truth, but that's the way it is. Let's be honest - they marry pretty young around here, so there's two types of attractive single women in Tijuana over the age of 20: First is the prostitutes/drug addicts that are very hot but the only relationship they can keep together is one where the guy doesn't mind that his woman jerks people off for a living, and 2, is the college-educated career-type woman who doesn't have a whole lot of time, or sees no use for a man. The first type of woman you can see sometimes in the agencies and they are somewhat common in the bars. If you speak their language, you'll be able to tell in about ten minutes why they do what they do for a living.
The local factories, mainly in Otay, pay about 60 pesos per hour, or something like that if my memory is correct. That's a little over $4 USD. If you lack a high school education and you live in Tijuana, you can either sell hot dogs & tortillas, work in a factory, sell drugs, or become a prostitute/stripper/massage expert, etc. Factories won't allow you to be late for work more than about 2 days a week, and the tortilla selling requires some initial capital investment and some type of recognizable routine. So strike those two out. Selling drugs will wind them up dead or in jail, so prostitution is usually the most lucrative bet when you have a low self-image to begin with. Eliminate the attractive women who get hitched & pregnant at age 19, and now you get the women that are too overweight and tacky to get a middle-class local, but they've got just enough to get LA-nightclub-reject to give them the $200 he just cash advanced off of his credit card because hey, she does look better than his wife who is pushing 40 and doesn't give BJs any more. But judging from the type of guy we're dealing with in the first place, the wife was never that much of a prize in the firs place. The girl might have had all the boys when she was 16, right around when she dropped out of school, but now, 5,000 cheeseburgers later, it doesn't have the same effect for some reason.
As for the second type of woman, it's mostly off-limits to the usual American sex tourist. It's more money and more hassle than most are willing to spend, and I don't blame them. Yes, you can find them around zona rio, but unless you speak about 3 languages (like they do) and have money, chances are slim with getting sex from the elitist-type Mexican woman without maxing out that ATM limit repeatedly. There is a lot of competition from the local rich men who are all trying to have a strike at that. Powerful, influential, and sometimes just plain wealthy people. This eliminates most of your American sex tourist types because if they were on that level, well, they'd have plenty of women in California and wouldn't go to Tijuana in the first place.