Even though my Spanish vocabulary is limited to about 10 random words, it didn't stop me from having a really good time. Went out on Saturday evening, parked the car near the border and walked over. Then took a cab to HK. Also visited Addelitas nearby. For $10 was able to "fondle"  10 really pretty girls. Then took one upstairs. The entire trip including the driving took 4.5 hours (no lines anywhere) and cost including the fun, hotel, cab, tips and drink exactly $140. Also felt very safe. Both clubs were filled with Americans.

The more I think about it, a trip to TJ has the advantage of a M&G (look before you buy) + immediate fun "upstairs."

I'm too scared to go over for a look around! I've watched too many scary American movies I think.

Ah, no. Just the parking lot on US side where I left my car and the Mexican cabs on the other side. Then it's about a 10 minute ride to the area where the clubs are which are within walking distance of each other. Compared to SD, TJ is like a different world altogether. Certainly worth a visit even for a non-hobbyist. Prices are amazing. I heard that a lot of people from US go for dental work and other medical procedures there for just a fraction of a cost here. Several dental clinics are right across the border.

No disrespect intended to the OP, however, I think this thread should be moved to the Tijuana Regional Board.

Many of these local boards are dead. If I live in north SD then TJ, OC IE are all within an hour or so. Why not share info regarding all four markets?

because I didn't realize there was a Tijuana one. But what does it have to do with respect or lack thereof? A lot of people are curious about what's it like in TJ. So I described my experience. It is what it is. I am not making any recommendations

You're being disrespectful.  Had you not mentioned the $ I might have given you a pass.

Using you logic, every time someone reviews a $200 provider they are disrespecting a $600 one

Great report!  I don't get why this could disrespect a provider in any way?  I guess we should stop discussing rates in our reviews for now on.  

TJ is so accessible, it's honestly no different for me to cross the boarder than it is to see a provider in Chula Vista.  People here seem to think there are massive lines on both sides of the border.  With a Global Entry card, THERE ARE NO LINES!

Bic54,

I think it was $100.  The process was a breeze, but may take a few months for them to process the paperwork.