Sorry dude,you're way off on several counts. Lets play the game, I'll help with some hints.
" # 1. I'm not queer,far from it, thats a handle I use to mess with everyone's favorite webmaster, guess who that is and you might know me....hint hint."
Are you kenny from south park?
" # 2.I'm not Hispanic either, But I am the greatest chica humper of ALL time, so thats MR. Expert to you."
to me you're mr POTATO HEAD
" # 3. Not a racist either, my wife is Asian so are my kids half anyway........strike threee you're out ! another hint."
we're only in the first inning and you're all jacked up? In any case you may not be a classic racist, you do hate asian men. I guess those 3Ks dudes who screwed the women fathered children and hang the men aren't really racists either.
" A.Now, the real reason some of the chicas like the Asian guys is simple:
1.They spend big i.e. lots of drinks{ ficha's}.
I don't but i can see many people doing that.
2. They have tiny dicks and they cum fast, everyone that frequents TJ knows this, ask any chica, she'll tell you. It's
common knowledge."
Man all this time they've been telling us "mucho grande" and they're lying. I can't believe it. My buddies and i get cocked blocked and stay the 40 minutes. I wonder what the other clients were like....i can only guess...donkeys....or in your case the similar name.
Oh well i'll have to accept the facts according to society's elite intelligence- you and a chica aka "everybody who frequents TJ." At least, i don't have to explain to my kids why they have half a dicke. They're probably ok with that since their mom won't let grow up to BE a big one like their dad, who probably won't be around for them except to give them money and an occasional birthday gift. Who has time for anyone else when they're the worlds' greatest monger.
"As to the sin condom thing, I don't recommend anyone do this,especially you, you'll get yourself in trouble. I have a roster of chicas I do it with. I have a specific method I use to ensure my safety and the chicas, I won't disclose it here but suffice it to say even if I told you how to do it most guys don't have the time or resoures to employ the method. It requires some effort.
I've never so much as gotten athlete's foot down there let alone anything serious. Save the lectures, you don't have the experience or knowledge of the Zona or TJ I do, no one does. "
Yeah I shouldn't try that. Can't feel anything with those strap-ons. You're right though. It's quite safe. But should you be taking credit for doc johnson's work?
"I'm the greatest monger ever,period, bar none hands down, quality, quanity, free sex, chica girlfriends, non putas, I do it all and with a sense of style. Figure it out yet?"
don't need too. don't care. The only dude i'm impressed with is hugh. But if you have to think that you're somebody, go for it man. It's your illusion.