On my first trip to Tijuana I got stopped by the policia before I even got to enter a single club. They busted me for walking down the wrong side of the street. They put me in the back of their truck and drove me around for five and a half hours. They finally opened up the back of the truck, but before they released me they beat the shit out of me and took all my money. It took me about two hours to walk back to the border.

Anyway I now know witch side of the street I'm supposed to walk on now and thought that my second trip to Tijuana would be much better than the first. I have never been so wrong in my life.
I did get to the Adelita bar this time anyway. It was hot and crowded and smelled like urine. I went to the rest room only to find puke all over the urinals and shit clogged toilets. I just pissed on the floor like the rest of the patrons. In the bar I ordered a bottle of Tacate. I gave the waiter a twenty and he never came back with my change. Not only that, but I think that was old beer poured into my bottle. yuck!!!

Next stop Chicago Club. This club was a little less crowded, but equally as hot. I went to the rest room to wash my hands. The bathroom attendant wouldn't let out of the rest room until I tipped him $5. "$5 for handing me a towel?" I asked, as he just shrugged his shoulders. Just outside the rest room I found a nice looking girl. I negotiated her down to $85 for a half hour, and we were off. The room in the adjoining hotel seemed cleaner than I expected. Too bad looks are deceiving. Two days later I found out I got crabs. The sex that this girl provided was ok. She gave me a handjob with two condoms on then added a third for the sex. I was surprised she didn't rush me. It took her ten minutes before she asked me to finish.

It's still daylight and I know witch side of the street I'm supposed to walk on so I felt safe walking to the pedestrian bridge. I really let my guard down there. While on the bridge I got mugged. To add insult to injury it was by a amputee on a skateboard.

As I already stated I got crabs from the hotel, but that's not the only thing. Now my dick feels like it's on fire when I piss. Fuck TJ!!! I done with that shit-hole place.


WW

I hope you brought enough for the whole class!
You have a very active imagination.  I have been to TJ several dozen times since my first trip with a few friends a few years back and have never had anything close to your experience.
Worst trip I had I only got laid once, and my cellphone died.
Other than that I behave myself like a guest and treat the locals with the respect they deserve and I have a great time each trip I make.
I am thinking that sure these things happen on rare occassions and maybe someone knows someone who knows someone who had a mishap south of the boarder but they are close to Urban Lengends very few people can actually say it happened to them.
Unless you were with the wrong people or acted up the police pretty much leave you alone.  I have even been approached and questioned by the policia and after some dialog they have left me alone.  Perhaps because I don't behave like an Ugly American.
Hey I am ugly and I am American but I don't act like one! OK!
Seems to me you are either shilling for some ladies up Norte who are affraid of losing business to the Senoritas del Sur, or you are just a troll.

But what do I know?

--Marty

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Sorry I just don't buy this...  Never had a problem with locals.
Just be polite, smile and quiet.

More for hot chicks for the rest of us then!  You won't be missed.  

...like on the cops drive'n me around for hours on end and beating the shit out of me, and the bad beer at AB as well as the dirty rest rooms, and the attendant wanting a $5 tip, and getting triple bagged by a CC chica, and getting crabs and fire dick. I did however forget to add that my cell phone died too(that actually happened).

I didn't mean that post to be a troll, rather just to humor you guys. The part about getting mugged by an amputee on a skateboard should of clued you in on that.

One point about this post those is that this what I kinda expected before I had been down there a couple times. In fact it took me about 6 trips to figure out that it is much safer to stay overnight in Tijuana than it is on the US side. Walking around San Ysidro at 4am while half in the bag isn't the smartest thing to do.

BTW, I am ugly and I and American, but when I'm down there I don't act like an ugly American. I still haven't run into any "real" problems down there, and I've never paid $85 for a half hour


happy whoring y'all
WW

WheresWaldo,
What year was it that you had these problems.. I go almost every week and have been for many years.. Love that $10 to $20 pussy on the street.

If you would have got the number of the vehicle, these guys would have been canned.

You're either a fool or a liar.

I'd bet both......LOL!

What a fucking L I A R...

Urine smell in Adelitas?
Walking the wrong side of the street?
$5 dollars tip in Chicago bathroom?
Piss on the floor like everybody else?
Shit everywhere?

Dick on fire? Hehehe... I think I got it... that's not Adelitas you asshole... you went to Noa Noa and fucked a transvestite without a condom. Stupid! And those crabs are around your ass...

it was a compendium of everyting that can go wrong down there that is for sure.

the skateboarder should have been a clue

thanks for the laugh

--Marty

This is completely false, as anyone who has spent anytime in TJ knows.  See www.clubhombre.com  for correct information.