Most people would agree that masturbation does not officially count as "cheating on SO".
Well then, does "assisted masturbation" by AMP staff also not count?
I don't think your Q will be resolved here. I suggest that you consummate the act with a willing collaborator, file divorce papers on behalf of your SO and let the courts decide
You go to an MP to get a massage, right? So, what if they massage everything? It's still a massage.
That makes me think of a massage therapist I knew a few years ago. She was probably a Flower Child in her youth; had a great personality and fantastic massage skills. Her philosophy was that our bodies are beautiful, every part of them, and she believed a great massage involved massaging everything, on a man or a woman (if they were comfortable with it). Of course I was very comfortable with it. She'd segue into the HJ like it was just another part of the massage. She always remained fully clothed, and I never touched her in a sexual manner as that didn't seem appropriate. She retired a few years ago, and I miss her.
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