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Guessing Age in Real Time
GoKyleGo 7 Reviews 643 reads
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I know it's all based on our own estimates and guesses but I have never quite seemed to get ages in the ballpark when I have my AMP sessions - there are some obvious ones but while Latinas can turn more into MILFs pretty easily, wondering if there are any tips on best ways to estimate your providers' ages. Even if you're told they're 25 - most times they're 35 or older.  

I ran into this a lot in NYC AMPs but being in NNJ mostly now, would love to know if there are any universal/global suggestions fellow mongers can provide. Thanks!

impposter 49 Reviews 46 reads
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Everybody has their own opinion or formula.  
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Go to the K-Girl board and use the blue Search button to:  
Search For [ age ] [all these words]
Author [ coeur-de-lion ]
CDL has a lot of experience with K-girls in CA and has a formula he uses. Scan his posts for something (or others' posts) for relevant opinions.
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If you write reviews, you can express YOUR opinion or estimate: "The ad says she is 22 but I think that 30-35 is more believable. She's still pretty and not wrinkly but she just seems to be 30+ to me." (Compare her to other 22 yo's you know and 30-35s yo's you know and tell us what YOU think.)  
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(I remember lots of K-girls in NYC. Kylie (JONY) was a 50+ yo grandma(!) but easily passed for 30-something in appearance and performance. Chanel (Hot Lips) was also known to be 50+ but easily passed for 30-something in A&P. And many more.)

Posted By: GoKyleGo

I know it's all based on our own estimates and guesses but I have never quite seemed to get ages in the ballpark when I have my AMP sessions - there are some obvious ones but while Latinas can turn more into MILFs pretty easily, wondering if there are any tips on best ways to estimate your providers' ages. Even if you're told they're 25 - most times they're 35 or older.  
   
 I ran into this a lot in NYC AMPs but being in NNJ mostly now, would love to know if there are any universal/global suggestions fellow mongers can provide. Thanks!
I just wish that all Providers, Asian or not, would claim an age that *I* can believe and not an age that THEY WANT to believe. :-)

TheSwoosh 21 reads
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3 / 4

lol exactly! Thanks for the suggestion and tip - I always enjoy doing reviews on my outings and always get witty remarks back when I say my provider is 25-30 and the consensus is, 'Dude, she's at least 40. lol'  

I blame the seductive lighting and rooms - have to applaud hot Asian providers though - even the 50-year-olds look like their late 30's/early 40's at most.  

I just find it funny b/c NYC amps seem to push the whole '23 year-old' type of advertising - I think prior to just sticking to local/NJ, I would just add 10 more years to whatever age is suggested but even then it's probably closer to 15 more years. lol Thanks.

Max101 8 Reviews 18 reads
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When you're in the room or at the table shower, look closely at her face when she gets close to you.  More often than not, you'll see some crow's feet and other signs of "maturity" that aren't apparent through all the make-up.  If you want a real 20-something, you'll have to go to an apartment AMP and pay about double of the donations in a "regular" AMP.  

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