What's most important to you? Age? Hygiene? Sense of humor? The ability to text or email without talking about our junk? This is your chance to help us be less gross and annoying!

For me, the best client is someone that follow my protocol and instructions from the initial contact until our date ends.  
My ads said to fill out the booking form for the initial contact, not email me 5 different times with different information.  
I requests that clients provide gift in an unmarked envelope at the beginning of an encounter not at the end, do as I ask, isn't that hard.

A perfect client is someone that use manners, is courteous, kind, compassionate, thoughtful and polite.  
I don't want to build a relationship with a client who can’t be trusted to follow simple instructions, little lone adhere to more sensitive requests later down the road.  

Also, I don't see our dates as a fitness competition, he doesn't need to "impress" me, but instead go with the flow. Don't have a script memorized either. Oh... be a regular friend... of course!


-- Modified on 1/12/2017 4:17:36 PM

Just trying (unsuccessfully, it appears) to spark a little chatter.

as well as not being shady... discretion is so so so important, but there's a point where y'all are so shady that its practically impossible to show up with a wet pussy...
there ain't no fun in that!
LOL

to quote elvis the pelvis lol

c'mon
c'mon
c'mon

grab your coat and let's start walking!

we all got it... lol

age is a matter of opinion  and it happens to everyone eventually! ain't nothing wrong with that!

of course hygiene is a given...

sense of humor! YES! especially if you wanna get some missy on ya! lol

back to the junk... well if it is that damn delicious, why not show it off if you can get away with it?  

gross and annoying... well that's for fools! actually if you think you're gross, then you should make sure you at least have on clean clothes before heading out the door... there's not much you can do about annoying except wag your tongue when there's a girl on your face and not get mad because she sat on your face and didn't let you finish your sentence  

now, i'm a silly fool, which is wayyyy,  wayyyy different than a regular fool... so, if you think you're gross and annoying... feel free to give me a shout & I will be glad to teach you some manners teeheehee


-- Modified on 1/14/2017 11:47:16 PM

I really enjoy your posts. They are always very thoughtful and thought-provoking. And the reference to Maslow took me back 30 years to my Psych 101 class.  

You make a good point about the value of time. I like to think of myself as interesting and witty, and I enjoy the back and forth banter over email, particularly during the time leading up to meeting with someone. On reflection, I probably need to be more intentional about ensuring that I'm not taking up too much of my friends' time

There are two local providers whom I see on a pretty regular basis, and one of my favorite parts of our visits is catching up on our "real" lives. Nothing too intrusive, of course, but the fact that there is a mutual sense of trust makes the whole experience more meaningful, at least for me.

-- Modified on 1/15/2017 10:41:54 PM

Your boundaries are different from most, Missy. That's part of your charm. And I mean this in a completely positive way - and as someone who has seen you twice.

I love your response!!!

This sounds like the perfect situation!!!! and a one that I would love.