Where you drink champagne that have French names like Moët Chandon
En-Dee-Oh-En, Chandon
She walked up to me and said, "Hello _____!"
I asked her her name and 'fore she kissed my lips she said Liz M
El-I-Zee-Em, Liz M
Li-Li-Li-Li-Liz M

Then she loosed my belt and casually knelt
And when she sucked me there my lungs were starved for air.
Oh my Liz M, Li-Li-Li-Li-Liz M
My knees got weak and I could barely stand
As she went deepest throat on my protruding gland.
Oh my Liz M, Li-Li-Li-Li-Liz M, Li-Li-Li-Li-Liz M.

(To be continued here and with Liz)

Grab the music to sing along and grab a date with Liz

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But seriously folks, the greatest song by the greatest rock band ever.  (I mean the original version, of course).