I recently saw a provider who is one of the top 10 looks wise on this website.

She does have several distinct looks however and this time she looked fantastic but I was tripping bit:

When I first saw her I was thinking 'wow she looks hot - wait, what.. she kinda looks like *****, shit she sounds exactly like ***** too...'  

***** is is my best friend's daughter (he died of cancer 5 years ago and I promised him I'd take care of his kids).

Then it just got funnier and more absurd from there but I thought I could get it done except she kept up with the dirty talk which was tripping me out...

She say "come all over me"   then I think   'don't think it, don't think it - I wonder if ***** says shit like that when she's having sex - oh fuck stop thinking stuff like that... damn, fuck'

We fucked for hours but I couldn't get over the finish line - rather than getting close to coming I was getting close to just laughing out loud at the irony.  

It was one of the funniest nights of my life... It was all I could do not to laugh my ass off out loud right in the middle...  

The longer it was taking - the more aggressive she was getting - which just made it more funny - Classic!!

All that being said - she was sexy as hell and she turned me on but I'm just laughing out loud writing this - God must be conspiring against me - Ha!!

she didn't recognize you? That's crazy, how small the world is.  

Xoxo

You did tell your you'd take care of her.  Sound like ou are, money wise and sex wise.  

When was the last time you saw her?  Are there other daughters?

Fucking dumb-asses...

The longer it was taking me the more she she thought the dirty talk would help and the worse it got. I seriously think my dick is sprained...

I gave you jokers an underhand pitch with the sprained dick comment so - No more jokes about it being my deceased friend's daughter unless you want me up your ass - forever!!

The other daughter is a bi-polar red head - she might be right up your alley...

The chick I was really with is one of the hottest chicks in California - PM me if you want her name...

The way your post reads made it seem like it was your friends daughter.  Seemed that way to me and apparently quite a few others.  So who was it?  Also I think it's a pretty empty threat about being up someone's ass with the sprained dick and all.

True that... My writing skills seem to be fading as fast as my fucking skills...

My dick's recovering just fine and I only have to wear the splint for 2 more weeks but even when it's  

completely recovered I don't plan on putting it in anyones bum - not how I roll...