I recently saw a provider who is one of the top 10 looks wise on this website.
She does have several distinct looks however and this time she looked fantastic but I was tripping bit:
When I first saw her I was thinking 'wow she looks hot - wait, what.. she kinda looks like *****, shit she sounds exactly like ***** too...'
***** is is my best friend's daughter (he died of cancer 5 years ago and I promised him I'd take care of his kids).
Then it just got funnier and more absurd from there but I thought I could get it done except she kept up with the dirty talk which was tripping me out...
She say "come all over me" then I think 'don't think it, don't think it - I wonder if ***** says shit like that when she's having sex - oh fuck stop thinking stuff like that... damn, fuck'
We fucked for hours but I couldn't get over the finish line - rather than getting close to coming I was getting close to just laughing out loud at the irony.
It was one of the funniest nights of my life... It was all I could do not to laugh my ass off out loud right in the middle...
The longer it was taking - the more aggressive she was getting - which just made it more funny - Classic!!
All that being said - she was sexy as hell and she turned me on but I'm just laughing out loud writing this - God must be conspiring against me - Ha!!
