Are you happy with the size of your cock?

nothing else matters!

NDtBF

The ladies seem to like it.

All I can say is very.

The ladies are happy because you PAY them.  I asked ate YOU happy with the size of your cock?

I'd like it to be bigger.  But like the others have commented, the ladies seem to like it.  Even the ones who service him for free.

I am very attached to it.

I'm sick and tired of always tripping over it!!!

I love my size.  Except when the water is cold.  Seriously.

Who said anything about the paid ones?

all chicks dig my weinie

why should'nt i be happy?

the size of my uncle's dick.  We asked him how he keeps it from getting wet in the toilet bowl when he shits.  He said he lets it hang over the seat.  True story.  

That mother fucker got in line a few times when they were passing out dicks.  But he also missed the line for brains.  Hmmm...tough choice.

lol really...

fold it in half !