the size of my uncle's dick. We asked him how he keeps it from getting wet in the toilet bowl when he shits. He said he lets it hang over the seat. True story.
That mother fucker got in line a few times when they were passing out dicks. But he also missed the line for brains. Hmmm...tough choice.
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