A Ghost Put Their Dick In Your Mouth?  

but I would prefer to have a lovely pussy like yours covering my mouth so I could put my tongue in it.  Happy hump day to you too, pretty lady!!!!!  

With apologies to the Philosopher George Berkeley....

yawn with my mouth closed; not for that reason of course, just so I wouldn't hurt the preacher's feelings.  

If everytime I yawn and a ghost put their dick in your mouth, they are in for a surprise!

"Getting slimed"

I guess you'll have to go to bed and actually get some sleep so U won't be tired and yawn!!!

Time to call Ghostbusters if I cant reach you to handle this "supernatural phenomeon" .