Well, that might be fine for you, Ashley,

but I would prefer to have a lovely pussy like yours covering my mouth so I could put my tongue in it.  Happy hump day to you too, pretty lady!!!!!  

Swim

With apologies to the Philosopher George Berkeley....

If a ghost leaves a hair in your teeth do you really feel it?

Spooky baby...

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After many years attending church I've learned to...

yawn with my mouth closed; not for that reason of course, just so I wouldn't hurt the preacher's feelings.  

soft tissue, meet teeth. teeth, soft tissue

If everytime I yawn and a ghost put their dick in your mouth, they are in for a surprise!

"Getting slimed"

Re: What If Every Time You Yawned...

Time to call Ghostbusters if I cant reach you to handle this "supernatural phenomeon" .