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coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 102 reads
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your $750 for two to three hours of work, you would prefer she get it for eight hours work?  That's such an attractive offer, I don't know how the ladies here could resist.  What you can expect in the $80-100 range is a one-eyed, hunchbacked dwarf with a wooden leg and a festering boil on her forehead, but she probably won't be a model.   Good luck to you, though.    

Hello friends,

I enjoy visiting new providers and going back to some of my usual providers. The main problem is that these are all providers in the $250+ range and my budget allows me to have two or three visits per month, for a total of $500/750.

Having said this, if it was for me I would visit a provider way more times every month, at least one or two times per week. I was wondering if you have any reliable provider in the $80/100 range that you would recommend. I don't expect a top model. I expect a girl or lady average or good looking, clean, for normal sexual intercourse (no fancy things like BBBJ, anal, CIM, etc.) I am thinking about someone I can visit frequently, having some fun, without breaking the bank.

Thanks!

your $750 for two to three hours of work, you would prefer she get it for eight hours work?  That's such an attractive offer, I don't know how the ladies here could resist.  What you can expect in the $80-100 range is a one-eyed, hunchbacked dwarf with a wooden leg and a festering boil on her forehead, but she probably won't be a model.   Good luck to you, though.    

TJ has girls available in your price range.

GaGambler139 reads

Look at not only the volume of guys the average K-girl sees, but how many of them are by your own admission offering BBFS to clients.

 
I think for a guy on his budget, TJ might be the perfect solution. I bet you he can find all sorts of chicas who will be happy to provide what he is looking for within the budget that he has in mind. I wouldn't drive all that way to save $150, and I am certain that neither would you, but I am sure his time is less valuable than yours or mine and the savings would be worth the extra time spent driving south of the border.

 
Let's try not to be "hobby snobs" here, the guy has a limited amount of cash and he is trying to make the most of it. You yourself get your back up when your BFF and others take you to task for not patronizing the $500 hr providers that are the norm in LA, does it really make you feel better to look down your nose at this guy just because his budget isn't as big as some of the rest of us?

Just think about how absurd and rude your request is.  You are saying:  
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1. I'm broke and now that's your problem.
2. I realize that "pretty" girls are too expensive for me, so I only want to see you if you think you are ugly.
3. Since I'm a disgusting pig, I expect you to cancel several appointments with preferred clients who pay a fair rate and service me by only offering a hole and then GTFO.  
4. Your pleasure is less than important. In fact, it's inconvenient.  
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What this tells the providers is:  
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1. You are such an arrogant, narcissistic, self-centered, delusional fucktard, you may actually be Donald Trump
2 There is no way in hell that any provider should ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, talk to you, let alone think about booking a session with you.
3. You win the Provider Darwin Award for 2018: If your dick fell off right now, you would single-handedly improve the collective client pool by removing yourself from it.  
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So I hereby revoke your Man-Card!  Cancel your TER account, and buy a Fleshlight - it's the only way you'll ever get laid from now on.

...but $200 - $260 hour is probably the lowest you can go for a quality escort/K-Girl (obviously with a few exceptions). If you look at some of the highest rated escorts, some of them range from $500 all the way up to $1,500 and above an hour and girls are starting to creep up to $300. Congrats to the guys that can afford them every week. But if you want to spend even less than you already have budgeted, you're best bet is an AMP or streetwalkers. Can't guarantee that it'll be a great experience though.

So, let me get this straight.  In lieu of you getting a job or getting a second job to put yourself in a position to be able to afford more "play time" you expect someone to drop their price to accommodate your budget????  I simply don't understand the entitled mentality of some people these days.  NEWS FLASH - NO ONE owes you a damn thing - PERIOD.  If you want something then find a way to make it happen.  I'm not saying everything is always within reach but if you want something bad enough then give it your best shot and try to make it happen.  What is worst thing that can happen...you don't win?  You don't get a participation trophy in the game of life.
I would bet the vast majority of the people on this site can't afford the two or three visits a month that you have been treating yourself to and you want more at the expense of these hard working ladies.  Be thankful that you can afford the play time that you have and, if you want more, forego something else in your budget to allow more play money or get a second job to earn more play money.  
You can't buy a Mercedes for the price of a Ford because you WANT more
You can't get a nice steak dinner for the price of McDonalds because you WANT more
What makes you think you can get more "visits" for less money simply because you WANT more????

It sounds to me like you want a sugar baby. Go read the 'erotic highway' board to see how it works.

 

Realistically, sugar babies are a more realistic gfe, so you're expected to act like a boyfriend over a monger and generally services are more limited. Sugar babies aren't for hire, so you'll have to have a little game, be able to look presentable, and take a half decent picture (for your profile) to pick one up.  

The good news is, it seems like the services SBs usually provide are what you're after and are in line with what your budget can support.

This isn't like signing up for a cable package here buddy.

Some of you guys are fun to read, fast in judging people and with poor reading skills.  

Read my message again. I said I have X budget per month. If I visit providers in Y range, I can have two or three visits per month. If I visit providers in a lower range, I can have more visits per month.  

Simple question: do you have providers in the lower range that you would recommend?

Good answers would be:

- no, unfortunately all providers I know are in the higher range;

- yes, I know this provided who charges $100 for hh

Simple.

Personally, I think quietly disappearing into the background is the way to go.  

You may not be a douche bag but you sure do a very nice impersonation.

reliable too?! Would you mind passing on what you smokin'?!

There are some K-girls here with lower rates and actually are very attractive but they are in the 200-350 range (might be able to find some running specials and some offer short visits as well). Realistically speaking, you just won't find what you're looking for on escort sites. However, given the nature of your request, I would say you would be better suited on sugar daddy sites such as; seeking arrangements, sugardaddyforme, sugar models, and prob the best site for your needs- whatsyourprice. I really think whatsyourprice would be great for you. I'll give you some tips for using that site.

1.) always be polite and respectful
2.) be understanding if someone cancels
3.) show up presentable and smell good- most women can't resist!
4.) be a gentleman  
5.) communicate with her what you're looking for- but after you've learned a little bit about one another- further into the date, not the start of it
6.) always use protection no matter how great the temptation is bcuz you never know who anyone is else banging prior to you- and yes, this includes just regular girls too

 
Hope this helps babe!!

Budgets are relative to resources - and there is a point at which you simply don't have enough scratch to play...

To some, a $19.95 bottle of Champagne is expensive... To others, that expensive threshold is at $150 - and still to others it's at $750 - It's all pretty relative to the resources you have at your disposal (unless you are incredibly miserly by nature) - but no one can buy a bottle for 99 cents...

If that's your budget then you are drinking Guaro...

I actually think this guy could slay it with his budget  -  In Honduras or Guatemala...

When saw the headline "Its all Relative . . . ." I thought you were going to say for that kind of budget he will only get a family member.  Lol

I have a black and cuban lady friend that would work purrrfect for you..... expansive menu too. PM you.

CaptainRenault103 reads

C'mon, if you are going to be a douche, go all the way and try to get a provider for free, maybe by upping the commitment on your end: promise to see her twice a day, every day, every week.  Then, amortized over the year, the non-fee arrangement will be, wait, I think I see the flaw in my reasoning, you cheap SOB.....

But I do actually have a solution for low-cost service.  Your left hand!

Just amortise the cost of the doll over the number of time you "make love" to "it" (her)...

You should be able to bring your cost per "session" down to around $20...

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