Pick Only "3"...

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she sits on my face so hard I can't breath!  
Music unless it's loud with a lot of yelling in it  
Massage, but not Thai massage!  

. . . . a two-hour GFE session with my CF.  OR, a 90-minute Shiatsu, no sex involved.  The ultimate is that both in the same day will turn me into a bowl of jello.

Nothing like a good session with multiple orgasms with a nice massage to follow...my finale would be a great meal and a long rest on a king size bed.  A morning date the next day would be icing on the cake and then  jet back to Boston to boast about my amazing life 😊

even better than sex

Better than sex???  You need to get out more!!!  LOL

Should try surfing
Would you get up at 5am to drive an hour to get sex?

Yes, with the right girl(s)!!!!!

It's the same brother - kinda why some say spiritual intoxication. Ever been barfed out of a big high risk wave? Pretty similar to getting with one of the top 10 providers here - just sayin

Yes I would but I would also seriously consider moving so that I'm walking distance from the beach.

Lol - Bad surf sessions are just as common as bad sex. You've never had a one foot blown out session infested with sea-lice or blue bottles. No way to make that good. Good is Good and Bad is Bad - Ha!

Giving Birth To Shaq's Left Arm?!?

Talking and Sex would be in my Top

You should try it.  I can look out my window at the waves and spontaneously decide to go out for a sesh.  Sometimes I go twice in a day.  Yes, I pay way too much to live in a super small space, but I'll take tiny beachfront over big inland any day.

Using a food metaphor is just gross.

one foot blown out I grab my swim fins and paipo bodyboard.  still fun

I HAVE surfed, but that was in the last century, so it still enables me to make the comparison.

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