“Love loves to love love.” ― James Joyc

I miss you California. You are jolly and fun just like the Irish. It's green up here in Oregon, but I'll be needing both California and Ireland before May

St. Patrick drove all of the snakes out of Ireland.  A better legacy would have been to drive all of the noisy children out of restaurants

Lol true, true.
But enough green beer and those noisy rugrats don't seem to be so bothersome

Ditto, and add Airlines

i saw a girl yesterday that i should call st. patrick.

She's probably a descendant of St. Patrick.  It's a good thing you weren't at the beach.  St. Patrick drove the snakes into the sea.  If she tried to do that to you, you could've drowned from the weight of your boner.