i've always wanted to date a playboy centerfold.  anybody have any line on how/where i could make that happen?

http://www.city-source.com/crystalrose  

What you described but you'll have to travel...

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=154808

but my pocketbook is in no shape to travel

Shauna Miller? She is what you are looking for in this fantasy!!

she was most decidedly not into role play and did not think we would work well together.  

...Her ass and your face!!!!  She must have talked to that other provider:

A year ago I would not have understood any provider saying you are not a "match."  Surely, a certain number of Benjamin's makes anyone a good match.  However, earlier this year, I had a provider that I had seen several times a year in the past tell me I should see other girls because she didn't think I liked her that much.  I was always generous with her and always had fun, so go figure.  I guess there are customer "types" that don't always match up with a particular provider.

Or Lolita !!   Both HOT, thin, model types

brooke, also not into meeting me

You do not seem to be an Asshole on these boards, and you have enough reviews to make the screening easy., so WHAT gives??.

So maybe they are scared that he has way too big of a Johnson for them to manage.

go straight to role play when you first contact them

you prefer something sensual like "the horny priest and the young novice", or something a little more BDSM, like "Torquamada and the naked Jew?"

perhaps because they were abused when they were young.  
very understandable

no i don't want to waste time or an envelope and i put in my initial email, plus all my references, white lists, p411 ok's etc.