I'm staying in this year and making a pumpkin pie, what do you do?

Is that code for "doing something very sexy"?

I'll bring the whip cream, vanilla ice cream and espresso machine to have with your pumpkin pie.  Just let me know where and when to come!

I'd rather start with a little taste of the outside of your pie, then run my toungue up and down and around, the circum__frence, then i'll go in for a long an deeper taste, lick around the pie crust, nibble a bit, then devour your whole pie!

P.S.  Don't confuse my eating of pie with the Pulp Fiction dialogue which included pumpkin pie:
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

I'm not doing this and I don't think this would work, but someone on twitter told me about it and it's kind of funny...