Well... I've fallen out of bed a few times... Bent my shaft with a mis-angled thrust... I guess the worst was a muscle cramp mid act... But nothing requiring stitches or a hospital trip.
Well... I've fallen out of bed a few times... Bent my shaft with a mis-angled thrust... I guess the worst was a muscle cramp mid act... But nothing requiring stitches or a hospital trip.
I didn't realize it until I had left and was at the airport taking a whiz. I looked down and the top looked purplish. I almost fainted!
I went into a stall and did a closer exam and saw the outline of lips and it came to me in an instant. I called the lady and told her about it and we laughed like a couple of kids.
once woke up the next day with Duane junior all black and blue....was concerned to the point I went to see a doctor, was assigned to a female doctor of course....apparently the wrap was a bit snug and I popped a blood vessel or two...
A couple times, my head hit the headboard. Plus i slipped in a jacuzzi my my date and accidentally kicked her whle i was falling plus smacked my head against the jacuzzi tub side.
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