Have you ever actually caused yourself a physical injury such as spraining, pulling, or breaking something on your body when you were getting it on?

Have you ever overdone it to the point where you had trouble walking, were dehydrated, or passed out literally?

Ever had to go to ER for your sexual injuries?

Don't be shy, let's share our stories...

But I'm sure my ever increasing age, and the sexual vigor of the ladies I meet here will someday conspire against me.

i have gone to the er as a result of sex a few years back i had a asthma attack wail getting face fucked by my boyfriend at the time. i showed up at the ER wearing only a huge harley davidson t shirt. did not even have panties on.

I was with a favorite lady and she brought along a very enthusiastic 25 year old....well I was pounding the 25 year old for all I was work and felt my back go "Pop"....Yeah that was not good.....I was moving very slowing and looked like a hunchback for a couple of weeks after that.....I have since learned to pace myself a little bettter.

when I was thrown on my back and I passionately/accidentally slammed it into the wall behind my bed. Oops. It was currently in the process of healing from a separate injury (I'd been caught off-guard and at a bad angle taking my newly adopted pit mix for a walk, lol), but when I went in for a visit, the doctor said there really wasn't much to be done besides buddy-taping my pinkie to my ring finger and taking ibuprofen. Ah well, my left hand isn't too important anyway. :P

Had an encounter with a women less than half my age last Friday. OMG, it was the best. Sore the next day though and still a bit sore now. Bruised pelvis sore abs and some really good memories. Never have ended up in ER.

Have to admire how you manage to find ways to self promote ,your persitance alone deserves to be rewarded.

FUN!  He actually ruptured something in his you-know-what - !!

Well, Eve, I guess that's just proof of how good you are.  How did you explain the "nature of your injury" on the admitting form?

Who made you the hall monitor?  

You wanted the ladies to contribute to this board, follow the "rules" but you still shoot them down.  

This is a classic example of why these ladies do not participate on here anymore!

Keep YOUR negative comments off my posts as well claybear. You need to be more original and stop piggybacking off everyones posts.


Beemer

Outside the ocassional cramp - once had some mutual exploration in the shower turn into a handjob. Learned the hard way that water is more abrasive than lubricating. Was so raw that sex was out of  the question for several days. Never again.

Also had the application of a ball restraining device go horribly wrong resulting in the equivalent of a rubber band snap to the sack. Was done for the evening after that.

Come to think of it - same lady different dates. Maybe she was trying to tell me something.

You are irrelevant but too intellectualy challenged to realize it. You have not earned the right  for me to indulge your infant behavior that does not recognise,self promotion , smart but still self promotion.  How does it feel to be reduced to,carrying someone else's water.

others post? Maybe they really are the same person as someone else has already suggested. Are you 2 joined at the hip, or what?

yup.

Zorba  my boy, do you have feta cheese for brains or what?  Don't you have something better to do. It says something about you that you pay attention to someone as redundant and irrelevant as crybaby doughboy.  

you guys did it again!

NDtBF