Well... I've fallen out of bed a few times... Bent my shaft with a mis-angled thrust...   I guess the worst was a muscle cramp mid act...   But nothing requiring stitches or a hospital trip.  

Maybe I'm not trying hard enough?

DG

About the worst for me is a charley-horse in the calf.  Guess I been lucky.  How about you, Ashley?

Swim

Not sure about

Injures but start my week in great mood..... for some ligth ones
Lol
Cc

On the head of my dickie!

I didn't realize it until I had left and was at the airport taking a whiz. I looked down and the top looked purplish. I almost fainted!

I went into a stall and did a closer exam and saw the outline of lips and it came to me in an instant. I called the lady and told her about it and we laughed like a couple of kids.

once woke up the next day with Duane junior all black and blue....was concerned to the point I went to see a doctor, was assigned to a female doctor of course....apparently the wrap was a bit snug and I popped a blood vessel or two...

I once tried to be creative/adventurous with an ex and wound up hurting my wrist...she was happy at least :P

A few "rough" sessions got a little rough lol I don't think anything to major, no complaints!

A couple times, my head hit the headboard. Plus i slipped in a jacuzzi my my date and accidentally kicked her whle i was falling plus smacked my head against the jacuzzi tub side.