Comment On Something You'll Never Do Again.  

*** SHOCKING !!***

Once was more than enough...😎

never stick sissors in a light socket again!  

Did pee on a cattle fence. First time i realized I would enjoy electro stimulation as sex play.

with a girl who has a tattoo of a dagger on her thigh.  

Never have a session with client who has tattoo on his cock, it just looks weird down their and cant concentrate always trying to look.

Who is that Senator?

Those sexy highway patrol
When they tell u to pull over  
cc

it says, "Welcome aboard."

If its big enough to have all that written....large enough to read.....maybe

It might just say, "Wombar", so you may not see the "Welcome aboard" without committing yourself to some exploration and discovery.  Lol

Me neither.   Also, like the other poster asked, who is in the pic?  Wow!  Sign me up for that action.  

the sexy highway patrolman sounds like the title to a cheesy porno.  

I have no idea who she is... just a hot pic from my twitter feed.

How about a highway patrolwoman  
U can be the director
Ha
Cc

Count me in.  I could make a cheesy porno with this one.  Lol

Well if they would make their appointment a day in advance - maybe you would pull over )

I would pull over but I wouldn't pull out.

Chanel Preston shocked me with a cattle prod during our Electrosluts shoot. I had consented to the use of the prod in scene, but she wasn't paying attention and touched my pussy with 5000 volts! I screamed bloody murder just as the director called the camera operator to hold, which ended up rendering the footage useless! I could smell my burnt flesh as I lay there in bondage waiting to finish the scene. D:

Put someone else on my CC account

with a man named Doc.

Prince Albert piercings are a NO GO. I saw a client a few months ago who had one and I made him take it out before we continued the session.  

I just learned something new today, and sadly, I won't ever be able to un-learn it.  

eye-bleach at a discount.  It was new to me, too, and I regret looking.  Lol

run through a neighborhood naked...high school senior year...prank...yeah only in private quarters or a really nice pool

As of the date I am posting this, I have been sober 18 years, 8 months, 21 days.  January 31, 1999 I woke up with a gash in my forehead, partially-dried blood on my pillow case, and no memory at all as to how it happened.  

on a provider while she's putting on a rubber glove that goes up to her elbow.