*** SHOCKING !!***

That, and attempt to have fun with a 20-something.  There is just something wrong when they open their mouths, and it's some bizarre word salad that spews out.  

Once was more than enough...😎

As a curious teen 30 years ago....

never stick sissors in a light socket again!  

with a girl who has a tattoo of a dagger on her thigh.  

Never have a session with client who has tattoo on his cock, it just looks weird down their and cant concentrate always trying to look.

Never just ignore

Those sexy highway patrol
When they tell u to pull over  
cc

Chanel Preston shocked me with a cattle prod during our Electrosluts shoot. I had consented to the use of the prod in scene, but she wasn't paying attention and touched my pussy with 5000 volts! I screamed bloody murder just as the director called the camera operator to hold, which ended up rendering the footage useless! I could smell my burnt flesh as I lay there in bondage waiting to finish the scene. D:

with a man named Doc.

Never see Prince Albert

Prince Albert piercings are a NO GO. I saw a client a few months ago who had one and I made him take it out before we continued the session.  

run through a neighborhood naked...high school senior year...prank...yeah only in private quarters or a really nice pool

As of the date I am posting this, I have been sober 18 years, 8 months, 21 days.  January 31, 1999 I woke up with a gash in my forehead, partially-dried blood on my pillow case, and no memory at all as to how it happened.  

It never gets easy, but it does get a little bit easier with each passing day.

on a provider while she's putting on a rubber glove that goes up to her elbow.