I Dare You....

While in the Army.

I would do it for free, but I would need a much bigger and thicker condom!

I'm worth a lot.

I agree . No problem if you are the other side in stockings and heels.

Jessica Alba was on the other side, naked, waiting for me. And she'd have to be willing to help get the damn things off of me, even though she would be naked. If she'll agree to it, then I'm in!!!!!

I am an anachro-sex-maniac (real thing!).  would you tell me where you took this picture?

Yes, you are!

I would say  

So you are turned on by . . . Anarchy?  I assume you meant arachnophilia?  Does anybody call you Spider-Man?