Look here...I've been around since Moses parted the Red Sea...I broke into this perversion by visiting rub and tugs back in the 70s...
Well, a lot of water has passed under the bridge since last I visited an AMP but now, I'm 62 yo, my body is broken from injuries and surgeries, I need fucking help.
What I need is is to go to a legit Japanese Bath House (I'm in the Westside but will go to Downtown LA if need be) where there's a Sauna, a Steam Room ancillary amenities and where I can get a Soapy Massage with Sand Paper to exfoliate my outer layer and have this done by a woman in any state of dress. Price is not a concern. Happy Ending not on the menu.
Please, don't make fun of me...I really need this...it's a gift to myself plus I need to relax.
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