...this rates as a "Hot Time"?

And, if you are going to do a review, try to get the details down. How can you have sex with a provider and not know if her pussy is shaved, natural, etc.

I would have rated this entire experience as "Barely Worth It."

Sorry, but you have to have a VIP membership to read the details of the drug dealer/boyfriend pounding on the door.

Yow! Definitely an "I should have stayed home". Not only bad sex in a crummy place, but a good chance at bodily harm from the boyfriend/dealer! Pity the non-VIP who gets sucked in by the 7 score.

the other day and thought to myself, "really? really?"

If I had been writing it I wouldn't have given such high marks for the experience.

....this guy was writing the review while he was getting jacked off by this chick!  

Thanks for sharing, I had a good laugh over this one.

or maybe it protects the non-vip now that basic memberships can't see scores. lol!