Yes, I am using an alias because I don't want people flaming me and because I have reviewed the lady in question a couple of times. What I am about to post may not pass muster by the moderator(s) of this forum, however it is a true story and one I cannot get out of my mind. I would be very interested in other people's feedback.

Here goes:

A provider I have seen many times and whom I have reviewed on at least two occasions told me that she had recently received a phone call from a man asking her if she would "do his dog." He explained to her that he loved his dog and wanted the very best for him. He told her that he would pay her above her normal fee for servicing the dog! I know I will sound naive, and perhaps I am, but I was shocked that someone would consider doing this to their dog, especially one whom they profess to love. Even more shocking was that the lady was actually considering taking this appointment! She said she had never done anything like this before and was mildly curious.

I asked her what eventually had happened and she replied, "Nothing. He hasn't called back." Stupidly, the only thing I could get out of my mouth was, "What kind of dog was it?"

"A doberman," she replied.

I stopped seeing her after that. Again, I am using an alias because I don't want people attacking me for this...I am only the messenger. I also don't want Peta or the ASPCA on MY back. The fact of the matter is that nothing actually happened as far as I know. And, "considering" something is not illegal. I also don't want PMs, etc., because I am not going to give out her name or any information on her.

I am sure many providers get off-the-wall requests from time to time, but this one takes the cake.

In closing, let me again say that this is a true story. I will be very surprised if it gets posted, but I think it is an apt point for discussion.

Very simple advice to all providers. Just tell such guy to go to hell, and hang up.

But I think Dobbie probably wouldn't cooperate.  Maybe a little mutual oral, but I doubt the dog would do doggie.  Unless maybe the lady dressed in a FiFi the Standard Poodle costume.  Then again, maybe the guy loves his dog so much that he's had some intimate training sessions and he now wants to find out if Dobbie swings both ways.

Or, she could be bullshitting you, he her, or you us.

I know the ladies get all sorts of requests to do things that are very very off-the-wall or at the very least for something that you or I would not find appealing.  There are some very "interesting" people out there.

But my question is - did you stop seeing her becuase she got the request and had considered it because she was mildly curious?  It sounds like you had a pretty good time with her if you had seen her many times.

The dog incident was just the cherry on top of the sundae, so to speak.

While she had many reviews and her average for performance was well above 8 overall, she was ditzy at times. On many occasion, I would have to remind her to use a condom. Her response was always, "I don't have anything."

"Yet," I would reply. Then I would explain to her that she was not only "sleeping" with people, she was also sleeping with all the people they had slept with, etc., etc. I am certainly not criticizing her chosen profession. Nor am I criticizing the fact that she used to attend private swing parties. But her lax attention to taking necessary precautions concerned me greatly.

I figured that it was only a matter of time until my body began to itch, hurt, ooze or blister somewhere. That prospect, along with the dog incident, was enough to make me call it quits and move on. As I said at the beginning of this post...the dog episode was just the final straw.

Just please tell me she wasn't Asian, especially Korean, since I am completely appalled that she was considering it, and I pretty much only see Asian providers, but I don't want to wonder if my favorite was the girl!

No, she was not Asian...but that is all I will say about her.

And not worry that she just got tongue-washed and "humped" by a Rottweiler the hour before I saw her.  Although, I suppose knowing that she did bbbj and cim with 7 or 8 "customers" while I was at work all day is pretty bad too.