She'll Either Be Real Hungry For You When You Return
Or She'll Be So Angry.  

But, if she's resourceful, all she has to do is go to the nearest porno store and buy a new one....LOL
And he ain't gonna get any for a good while, except a DIY HJ.

My Ex was pretty good in the kitchen. 1. She'd probably have that lock off with a Ginsu Knife in a minute. 2. She'd rifle thru my tool box until she found a bigger tool to cut if off with if the Ginsu failed. 3. She'd probably be able to find where I hid the spare key for the lock!

Ashley, that's great!
Thanks for the laugh.

Crack me up every time!

lmao

Thank you, Vetchief.  
I'm glad I cracked you up.  
My ultimate goal is to keep you all smiling & laughing.

If she's resourceful and even somewhat good looking she could fuck a few of your neighbors.

Piss off no.. Lol
 
I  Will call
some girlfriends over.. to help me  ..women  touch alawys help
To get  me in good mood
Kiss ash  
Cc

Haha, you really think that lock will stop her