I just always wanted to say that! LOL!  

Hey Jimmy, the only CRACK I'm into is that one between the legs of all those cute providers that are out there today! LOL!!! Ciao!

-- Modified on 6/14/2010 8:41:21 PM

Think of that next time you trying to tailpipe!! Say no to tailpiping lol

Actually this email was inspired because I went to see yet another girl that everyone is giving 9s and 10s to and she was more like a 5 and about 55yrs old.

Yes it was her in the photos -- 20 years ago.

But I wrote the subject line and accidentally hit send and then needed to take a call so I said fuck it.

Anyhow you guys really are on crack and this site is becoming about as useful as a brain tumor to me.

Hope you posted a review, your reviews are as useful as a hard-on and I can never get enough of those.

This has to win hands down.  Keep em up.  You're batting a thousand here with these brilliant space-eating threads.  Thanks!

The real Jimmy Dean of Cowboy and sausage fame died today. He also sang some great songs. I think one was "Big Bad John"

Quite a character, a entertainer and a good business man.  I love his sausage, not as much as I love my own sausage but that is a whole different thing.

Of course he isn't the Jimmy Dean of TER fame but I think we all have something in common with our sausages.

I thought he was going to "go off" again.
His postings are always entertaining
If-
nothing else.

I'm mellowing in my old age.

And I'm resigned to the fact that most guys are total pussies and going to rate girls as a 9 when they are really a 5.

HA!

Ima bouta retire this profile as I do every time I hit 100 reviews.