The Walmart Game!!!

You can only buy 3 items.

What do you buy to freak the cashier out the most.

NO LUBE OR CONDOMS.....

Beef tongue, duct tape, industrial cleaner.

Bottle of Jack Daniels
Baby bottle
'Taking Care of a Baby for Dummies' book

6lb. stick of salami
large cucumbers
baby oil

Vice Grips
Latex Gloves
Enema

toaster oven, extension cord. :P

weed whacker, extra virgin olive oil, turkey baster

If I wanted to get an eye brow or two raised by the cashier, I would get their 'sexiest' lingerie, bag of quick dry cement, and box of Oreos.

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I was in Napa on business and was having a local hunny over for the evening.

I had to run out to the local store to buy a couple necessary goodies. Condoms, lube, and candles.

When I got to the clerk she checked my 3 items and asked, "Do you need anything else?"

I looked her square in the eye, winked, and said, "Yeah, a date".

I've never seen someone blush as much as she did!