Think I can use those excuses with the IRS?  

What is the world cumming to?

Now if they signed up Ashely to do the official measuring I would gladly be the first in line to pay my fair share.

Ladies best hope they don't impose a Silicone tax....the state  could erase the budget deficit just from L.A. alone.

Department of the Treasury
Internal Revenue Service
Washington, D.C.

To: All Male Taxpayers

RE: Notice of increase of tax payment
Form 1040 - P

The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is your pen's. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is pissed off, 20% of the time it is hard up, and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of this, it has two dependents and both are nuts.

Accordingly, as of April 1, 1998, your pen's will be taxed according to size. To determine your category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on page 2, section 7, line 3, on the Standard Form 1040.

       10-16 inches Luxury Tax $50.00

       8-10 inches Pole Tax $30.00

       5-8 inches Privilege Tax $15.00

       4-5 inches Nuisance Tax $5.00

Please note: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. Please do not ask for an extension!

Additionally, males exceeding 12 inches must file under Capital Gains.

Sincerely,

Peter Checker
Internal Revenue Service

Lol at Nuisance Tax. Gentlemen, please do your part to assist the U.S. in a speedy economic recovery.

I'm sure we could work something out one way or another. Lol!

Lick, Lick

how long and thick do you think mine would turn out to be? it is big enough and thick enoughto exciteAshley Ahye into getting one of her girlfriends to spend a threesome together, two girls and one guy, or what about combining a foursome; asshley and her favorite girlfriend, and two young, well hung studs to interact with each other. later on, full action going on betwewn all fourguys and girls for a small orgayl would that tutn
Ashley on to have one more pussy and two well built cocks available for everyuone's use

Ahahahahahahaha, Good one Ash!

Thank you for the laughs, beautiful!