Fellow Hobbyists,
What makes you immediately skip a provider and move on when searching? What are the things that make you go "F*** that" and write off the provider? No judgement here, just curiosity about what inexplicable or justified personal peeves we have...

I'll keep it simple:

1) she uses an excessive amount of "gentlemen" or other male references in her ad/website (huge pet peeve & turn off)

T.S. (Not my cup of tea.)
2.  No reviews.
3.  Location.
4.  Locations....(i.e. does she have ads indicating she is in 5 cities at the same time or did she just appear and a google search indicates she has not appeared anywhere else.)
5.  If on BP a variety of factors based partly on instinct before I even bother checking for reviews.
6.  Outcall only unless I already have a place lined up.
7.  Rates.
8.  No pics of her and/or asking for a pic of me.

1) Asking for a pic of me.  If she's a professional, it shouldn't matter if I am a hunchbacked dwarf.  My money is still green (except for the Benjamins).  Besides, I don't want to be on her facebook page.

...email me for my rate. I don't even bother looking at the photos.  

Who are you to say it shouldn't matter to us - the provider enforcement division?  

hi there

man, i just took a chance recently & booked time with a lady who had stellar reviews but no pictures on line.  

and lie saying that thus is their current pic. But, when you google images it's the same pic from 2-3 years ago.

No way!

I think I got my first review in 2008. There are so many ladies that haven't changed their photos since then in San Diego, I really can't believe it. And the photos they used are like cell phone selfie's in the first place, LOL.

It's two questions.  What attracts me to a provider's ad, and makes me want to know more?

if a girl won't spring for professional pix, she's not serious about this

Or reference to a deposit for multi hour appointment.

I love selfies! They seem so real and raw and I might just catch a glimpse of the real her...

1. If she's down with Anal (just turns me off IDK why)
2. If she smokes
3. If she is a he or used to be a he
4. No pics
5. Ugly pics (as unattractive as I am - I can't 'date' a bush-pig)
6. Over 50 reviews (those kind of numbers scare me a little TBH)  

With no pics - it helps when a brother gives you the 'brick house' thumbs up  

Selfies are better than professional pictures. From selfies, you can tell how she lookes. Professional pictures are always photoshoped and most time are misleading and useless.

For one thing with a selfie there will not have been a ton of photoshop done.  Some of my favorite providers over the years have used selfies.  I would NOT agree that it is an indication she is not serious.  It can be an indication that she had a regular job and just does this part time on the side.  You really have to go by the reviews.  Ladies that do this part time on the side can often be some of the best.  For one thing, they are not going to get so burned out on this.  Often it might be the only sex she gets and they can often be more into it that ladies that do this full time.  It shows in how horny they are, ready to go for seconds.  There are certain aspects of a strong O that are very hard to fake.  

Well said Freya.  I knew there would be a REAL professional chiming in on this one.  

believe me, she deserves the metaphor!!

if a lady posts too often on the ads board...

But the bottom line and when it's all said and done, if it ain't there, then it ain't there. Regardless of looks or attitude some can't fake fake. I would love the honesty of someone who I met that just wasn't into it. I mean don't we hate the "Oh papi, yes papi" lines that sound so rehearse. I see the reviews where, the reviewer states "We just didn't click" or "that she looked occupied". We all hear the talk about it's her body, so I get it....

Because what's the use's? That's a tough curtain to open. It's tough to see anyone if the mamasan doesn't know you or you haven't seen one of their girls before. I use to do the k-Girl scene in SM and WLA, but now forget about, I've called, send references and still no return calls no nada...They've become way too careful...but whatcha gonna do?
Also price,I've budgeted myself X amount, if I can't pay, I don't play
No pics, also or those VIP membership to access pictures will send me to skip the a

A few things make me move on to the next ad...just not my thing...

Women who don't show their face at all in pics.