: Los Angeles Discussion : Complaint letter...

ashleyshye See my TER Reviews 2707 reads

posted 10 years ago

1 / 20

Here You Go Guys...

Let's Have Fun And Be Creative.

What Did The Penis Say To The Condom? Lol.

Lick Lick,

Ashle

bond007 31 Reviews 452 reads

posted 10 years ago

2 / 20

Get the hell out of here!!!!....EOM

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Alley-Syd See my TER Reviews 466 reads

posted 10 years ago

3 / 20

Tickle Tuesday

Hi

Good one mate.

A

wildone000069 11 Reviews 431 reads

posted 10 years ago

4 / 20

Free me

It is tight and claustrophobic in here. Set me Free!

Dave76015 38 Reviews 380 reads

posted 10 years ago

5 / 20

I can't breathe! E

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Sweet_Pete9876 63 Reviews 455 reads

posted 10 years ago

6 / 20

what did the

She will never recognize me with this on

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 338 reads

posted 10 years ago

7 / 20

Cover me, I'm going in! (E)

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CaptainRenault 440 reads

posted 10 years ago

8 / 20

"Is that a lubricant, or are you just happy to see me?" -E-

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swimtrekr 59 Reviews 462 reads

posted 10 years ago

9 / 20

Get ready, I'm

gonna spit in your pocket......

LLAP,
Swim

YairMarx 356 reads

posted 10 years ago

10 / 20

"I've got you covered".....eom

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hockeypuck 39 Reviews 420 reads

posted 10 years ago

11 / 20

Get ready for the best 30 seconds of your life (eom)

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CENZO1 162 Reviews 371 reads

posted 10 years ago

12 / 20

Since you're providing insurance...

...I just want to know if I'm "in good hands" or if my "good neighbor" is there.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 471 reads

posted 10 years ago

13 / 20

I'm gonna take my best shot. -e-

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camote16 34 Reviews 380 reads

posted 10 years ago

14 / 20

Dam it's tight in here.

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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 593 reads

posted 10 years ago

15 / 20

"Get off my back!!" Eom

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luke19342 51 Reviews 355 reads

posted 10 years ago

16 / 20

After We're Done You Can Find Nemo! (E)

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casinova 324 reads

posted 10 years ago

17 / 20

Complaint letter...

You never fail. Whenever I'm out for a great time, you appear out of nowhere at the most inopportune time, lurking in the dark until just the right moment, and then hang around till the very end. Sometimes, I don't even know when you're all over me, but I can see right through you. I do all the work to get us there, and you just cum along for the ride. I pay for the fare, and you're always the first to go in- how selfish. You believe it's your job to get between me and my fun, but the joke is on you because when we're done, you're nothing but trash. You suffocate me, so get off the ride so I can get off too!

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ZoePiers See my TER Reviews 377 reads

posted 10 years ago

18 / 20

Cover Me I am going IN

lol.

Zoe Piers

ZoePiers See my TER Reviews 393 reads

posted 10 years ago

19 / 20

Re: Cover me, I'm going in! (E)

lol- Yes, someone recently told me this joke. I read this after responding.

zoe Piers

dancebbq09 130 Reviews 402 reads

posted 10 years ago

20 / 20

"fuck off!!!!!!" is there any better then mine!?!?

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