They almost always comment, generally saying nice things about size and appearance,  which I understand to basically be good consumer service.  I don't believe them but it is nice to hear anyway.

Once one mentioned that my toenails were trimmed nicely.  Huh?  No, toenail polish, just neatly trimmed, that's all.

Another protested when I said I was small.  She said I was not small.

"Is it in yet??"

Things I'm pretty sure I've heard:

"Does that thing have it's own area code?"
"Funny, they didn't say there would be a solar eclipse today."
"You should apply for statehood."
"Were your parents wooly mammoths?"
"We're going to need a bigger boat."
"Does Chicago know it's building is missing?"

Well maybe I didn't actually hear all that.  I distinctly remember her talking about a condition called "micro dick" and then expressing a craving for Vienna Sausages

Every time...

After a while I began to figure out the trend.  

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your responses did not disappoint.  For those of you who are fascinated by the subject of dick size try LPSG.ORG.  I would love to find a provider who is a size queen, but I think its unlikely that any would admit to that on here.  PM perhaps.

Sure, all the time.

"Ummm, honey did you forget your dick?"

I used to get: "Are you serious?" all the time.

Nowadays I book extra 15 mins and pay additional finder's fee, seemed to solve my little problem.

...according to the date on this site, I'm up in the 90th percentile:

http://bl.ocks.org/abovethemean/raw/9395398/

So, I guess that if dicks were brains, I'd be consider gifted, but not quite Mensa material.  

When I have received comments, they're generally along the lines of, "Wow, that's a nice size."