Hi Guys:

I feel like such a loser writing this post that I am using an alias.....

I dated a girl for about two years. Frankly, I  always felt a bit like she was out of my league. I am 5'10, and ok looking, with a pretty good job. But she was a total knockout, smart and educated. No clue what she saw in me. Anyway, about 4 months ago we broke up.

So in mid July I need to go to a film premiere and party that I know she will be at. And I want to take a date. And I want to take a date that will make a point to her (I told you I feel like a loser writing this). So I want a girl who is in her 30's (any younger would be pathetic, I am 45). A total knockout and petite ( 5'5" or less).

So as an avid reader of and poster on this board, I feel I could find someone who LOOKS like that. But I need a to go a step further. I want someone who is educated and classy, and who would be able to convincingly act like she is a real date, really likes me and is really into me. Because we will meet my ex. And it is there I am looking for advice from girls (and the guys who have dated them) as to who might fit the bill.

In terms of money, I'd happily pay a few thousand for the right girl. And the kicker is I don't even care if I get sex. This is all about making an impression at a party in front of an ex. Oh, and I am based in Los Angeles, and the event will be on the Paramount lot in Hollywood.

So if all the people who think I am petty and pathetic can kindly hold their tongues, and all those who know how hard it can be to keep some self respect after a break up can step forward, I'd really appreciate some advice.

Many thanks.

My only advice is to make it semi-believable.  So go with a very attractive girl that might go out with you if you were really lucky on your best day, as opposed to someone that is so out of your league that she wouldn't even talk to you.

And tell whomever you choose to be subtle in how she shows her interest/affection towards you.  Women pick up the slightest little touch of the arm, or if she pulls you closer to you, so you don't want her all over you with her tongue down your throat or your former GF will see right through it.  Don't worry, she'll be keeping her eye on you throughout the night and will get the message.

I have a suggestion if you want to PM me, but she's 5'-7" and 34, but damn, if I had the money...

I once went to a Rolling Stones concert at the Rose Bowl and an older, somewhat unattractive guy was in the row in front of us with a hottie.  Everyone in my group, including all the women, thought she was an escort and it ended up being one of the main topics of discussion for the evening.

Now, I say more power to the guy, I wish I was him, and if I was going to a Stones concert I'd get the hottest lady I could afford too.

But your objective is to convince your ex that another attractive woman is into you, so you don't want to be sending the wrong message.  That's the only reason I was saying make it believable.

Not sure if I am what you are looking for, but I would be happy to meet for coffee so you can decide.  Off the clock of course.

Hey thatfeelsgood,
Don't get down on yourself and get into a self deprecating mood. Go into TER's seach reviews site and list the type of gal you'd like to take to that event. If you're willing to pay the $$$$ that you claim you will, you should have no problems finding a classy lady who will make your ex feel envious. Hey, these ladies who take care of us are human, and for that type of money I would surmise that they would rather have a great night out on the town rather than taking care of 2-3 clients for the same rate of return. Good luck, and remember that all of us (your knockout ex included) are not perfect! Go for it!  P.S. Post back onto the board how it all worked out. I know that a lot of us hope you have a great time. Ciao!!!

Dude, you just gave me flash backs!

I was happy sporting a hottie around my ex. She wasn't a pro, but the night cost me nonetheless. But it was worth it around the ex.

In your shoes I would have a dry run before the big date just to make sure so by the time the big day you have already had a chance to get to know each other a bit .Doing that  you"ll get an idea how you look together in public  -you to project some compatabilty, cohesiveness and chemistry.Good luck.

And  after the premier the wives will go home and the after party will be almost all working girls

Bianca Barba or Laynie Harper

Okay, well, for sure I fit the educated and classy description, and I'm only 5'3" and just shy of 30....but with make up and hair for a nice event + my level of maturity + my sharp wit and ability to hold an intelligent conversation, I seem older.  

I have to say I certainly don't find anything pathetic or wrong with what you are doing.  Closure is a wonderful thing, and so is revenge.

My best wishes for you and whoever you choose!

Based on your description and the $ you're willing to spend, you might want to consider Edrienne Cole.  I've never met her, but based on her board presence, reviews, and pics, she seems smart, funny, and super hot!  I'd have no doubt that your ex will be super jealous.

The response was so encouraging, I decided to respond not under an alias......

To be clear, I am not actually trying to get revenge on my ex. And she is too cool to get jealous (though it would be sweet if she was. lol). I just don't want her, or anyone else ,to feel sorry for me when I show up at the function, because I will show up with a perfect girlfriend. And I won't care who my ex is with if I am spending the night staring across at any of the beautiful girls you all have suggested.

I am also taking some of the advice from the posts. Someone more "girl next door" than supermodel, which may look fake. Don't over do the pda's. And go out a time or two before the event to build some rapport and chemistry.

So I have a girl in mind who Ithink is quite lovely. I pm'd her and we will see what happens. I am in London for the next 8 days, but on my return I hope we can have date number one.

Still feeling like a bit of a loser, but less so thanks to your responses. Gratitude to one and all.

Wow, you have two lovely ladies who raised their hands. If I had your money, I'd pick up the phone, have a date with each, and then choose one. As that Italian movie pronounced, "Life is beautiful."

Could I make a suggestion.......when you find a date (I would choose Alyssa) make sure you have great sex with the afterwords.   Have you read Alyssa's reviews?  Are you kidding me....smart, beautiful smile, sexy body, in shape....your Ex will be SO jealous it will be a JOKE.  Just make sure you take her home and make love to her.  Have FUN brother....Money well spent

Try Adrianna Azzure

I look great in a cocktail dress. wink wink

I hope you have the night you want and don't feel petty, everyone needs a little boost.  Enjoy Ol Blighty, have a Kronenberg for me. A pint, not a half
Personally, I'd feel a little uncomfortable in the spotlight stare of an ex, I'm confident but I am not showy!

BB

Yes...It's Tacky.....So I Will Nominate You Instead!

Based on your requirements....Aylssa would be a great choice!

Re: Try Adrianna Azzure ...I have to agree

First off, there's no shame in asking your question.  It's human nature to want to look at your best in front of your ex, that's where Miss Azzure comes in.  You can look at Adrianna's pics and see her obvious sexiness, beauty and that incredible smile.  What you can't see is her intelligence, amazing personality and great sense of humor.  She is a woman that totally makes you feel like a man and the only man in her world while you are with her.  She is so confident yet down to earth, I think she would shine in any situation.  Having said that, I now need to make time in my own schedule to see this one of a kind woman.  Btw Adrianna, not sucking up to you just speaking the truth!  

Posted By: Adrianna Azzure

I look great in a cocktail dress. wink wink

Date Kate.  She has the looks, the presence, the intelligence, the class - she has it all.

And I see she has volunteered to meet you for coffee. Go, and see for yourself.

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