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tankbinding 16 Reviews 1269 reads
posted
1 / 17
Best & Worst of 2016?!?

My 2016:

Best: A WEHO lunch date with the warmest provider I have ever met. Kind of a day in the life type of date...

Worst: A "don't even fucking touch my hair" date with an obviously "sore from fucking too much" hot as hell Russian provider = nightmare!

A summary of 2016:
Amazing Dates - 45%
Good Dates - 30%
OK Dates - 20%
Shithouse Dates - 5%

Dates: 40 +/-
Money Spent: 30-40 Grand  +/-

A good year all in all - Looking forward to more in 2017...

Mia Martel See my TER Reviews 696 reads
posted
2 / 17
I have to admit...

...your worst date does sound a little entertaining, although I'm sure it was extremely frustrating at the time.  

I hope 2017 brings a higher proportion of amazing dates your way!  :)  

My 2016 consisted of about the same %s, although I am happy to say I didn't have any "shithouse dates."

xo, Mi

elegance39 See my TER Reviews 534 reads
posted
3 / 17
Best & worst 2k16

Best: A 3-day date excursion to Paris and 5 days in London. Most romantic date ever, well out time spent in Paris. Spent time alone in London though, partied with the locals. Pretty awesome experience !

Worst: hmmmmmmm I would have to say this one date went sour for a one day trip to SF for Superbowl in february, the guy thought that getting me a ticket was equal to him giving me my money (It would have been if it was my team #GoBears #Chicago lol). So things as you can imagine went sour when it was time for sex. :)

 
I had a great 2k16, cant wait to see what 2k17 has in store for me :
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CaptainRenault 567 reads
posted
4 / 17
Best/worst 2016

Best: meeting a 23 y.o. Chinese student at a local university where I was a guest lecturer.  She asked a question and after class asked another....  one thing led to another and...very inexperienced.  Could barely kiss properly. Two months later was deep throating with no gag reflex and begging me to set up an MFF three some, asking me to do her Greek and to cum on her face.  Wow.....

Worst: bullshit Russian/Asian gal who tried to upsell me from a 180 fbsm with a query, ten minutes into the session, 'do you want release? For another 100. ' I wanted to say, 'yes, I'm happy to have had your fingertips glance off my body for ten seconds, and would be overjoyed to give you another 100 for what is sure to be a shitty handjob.'  What I said was, give me half my money back and I'll leave. She gave me fifty and I departed.  Total fucking rip off. Russkies - can't trust 'em, although we have them to thank for:

ABSOLUTE WORST: Trump.  Disaster.

-- Modified on 1/7/2017 12:50:18 PM

tankbinding 16 Reviews 482 reads
posted
5 / 17
Re: Best/worst 2016

As a Captain - I'd expect you to know that in 2016 Pussy overtook Oil as Russia's #1 export.

Guest Lecturer?!?  What was the class Fucking 101?  

I taught the Upper Division class in the same subject...

camote16 34 Reviews 557 reads
posted
6 / 17
Best n Worst

Best:     Met a great woman in San Diego for a 2 hour fbsm. Thought it would be your typical massage an handjob. What got was diking when I walked in an more as we were both naked by the massage table. A great 40 minute massage face down. Flipped an got some more dfking, lil HJ then a lil bbbj. Then surprisingly off to the bedroom for more kissing, daty an bbbjcim to finish. Back for more massage til my two hours were up. Need to go back an see her.  

Worst:     One hour massage at an amp for $110, 15 minutes on back an legs. Flip, horrible massage, HJ an out the door in 35 minutes. No, I won't be going back there even tho she was cute with a great body.  

Not a bad year with only one bad experience.

CaptainRenault 356 reads
posted
7 / 17
Re: Best/worst 2016

I've tried a few Russian providers - spare me the imports, I'll stick to Russian gas.

The topic was legal

tungOfun4U 85 Reviews 525 reads
posted
8 / 17
La Mejor y la fea

The best in 2015 and 2016.
The lady I did/would drive 2+ hours each way from San Diego to spend ethereal moments with.
The woman who has me singing "You Turn Me On" at any time of day or night.
The enchantress who cast her exquisite spell on me when I first laid eyes on her, heard her voice, perceived her aura, felt her caress.
Liz Miyaki!

The worst goes to the stunning blonde with the boyfriend pounding at the door shortly after my slacks hit the floor.  That had me singing "Give Me Three Steps" and "One Way Out"-'That be your man we both know'.

CaptainRenault 261 reads
posted
9 / 17
Wow...what happened with the BF? -e-


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Carla_capri See my TER Reviews 276 reads
posted
10 / 17
2016

Not bad dates
But 2017
Be much better
Thank you!!

Happy new year to all  


-- Modified on 1/11/2017 2:16:30 AM

YBenL 97 Reviews 362 reads
posted
11 / 17
Re: I have to admit...

Miss Mia Martel was kind enough to let me meet her and gracious enough to introduce me to her bestie Colette Deevon.

Dreamy!

tankbinding 16 Reviews 237 reads
posted
12 / 17
Re: 2016

That looks like a Mangrove seed.  

I've seen them when I travel surfing - They are very good luck!!!

tankbinding 16 Reviews 324 reads
posted
13 / 17
Re: Wow...what happened with the BF? -e-

I have a date with her (thanks Tug) - I will let you know!

[I'm looking to add layers of complexity in 2017 & Give me 3 steps is an epic song]

Carla_capri See my TER Reviews 240 reads
posted
14 / 17
Re: 2016

Yes...
It was taugtfull  gift
Ha!

Posted By: tankbinding
That looks like a Mangrove seed.  
   
 I've seen them when I travel surfing - They are very good luck!!!

tankbinding 16 Reviews 207 reads
posted
15 / 17
Re: 2016

I never thought that leaving "my seed" with a provider would be so appreciated!!

Thanks You Italian Super-Goddess!!

LOLOLOL.....

nevertoolarge 30 Reviews 232 reads
posted
16 / 17
best worst 2016

best - in Vegas porn star that was dancing at crazy horse - she had actually just got there when we met - within 5 minutes we decided to leave - i didn't realize til after that was known porn star that gets big $ donations, i met for a fraction - amazing night in hotel suite.  

worst - stripper from another LV club - agree to $600 ..  she shows up -- get naked - stunning breathtaking body and falls asleep i figure out exhausted - 3 hours later she wakes up sits up and gets dressed and walks out ...  hey i go whats the deal . she just turns and says  asshole to me ... wow she obviously had issues      well vegas always a gamble.

sxfiendpark96 2 Reviews 308 reads
posted
17 / 17
Re: Best/worst 2016

Interesting topic. If you can, PM me the details, I'd be interested....

Posted By: CaptainRenault
I've tried a few Russian providers - spare me the imports, I'll stick to Russian gas.  
   
 The topic was legal.  
   
 

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