: Los Angeles Discussion : I doubt you'd recognize classy.

BigPeterJohnson 38 Reviews 1708 reads

posted 10 years ago

1 / 21

this is just my opinion, ladies, but...

in your ads, if you call yourself classy... you're probably not.

please feel free to describe yourself in any superlatives you like... sophisticated, sensual, elite, full of life, sexy, enthusiastic, etc etc etc.

sure, marketing is tricky, and you have to describe yourself in the most positive terms and tone.

but the irony of the definition of the word "classy" is that it precludes self-aggrandizement. a truly "classy' person doesn't brag about themselves.

also, "classy" itself is not a very classy word. try stylish, chic, up-market, elegant, upscale.

if you use the word classy, you're probably not. if you call yourself classy, you're definitely not.

just my 2 cents, and that's probably all this advice is worth, if that much.

YairMarx 438 reads

posted 10 years ago

2 / 21

Its a wonder you get laid here....tacky,tacky tacky..

Even if you pay for it, I'm at a lost....

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 521 reads

posted 10 years ago

3 / 21

The ones that get me are . . .

"elite" or "upscale" companion. It makes me think of the nurses-aid that wipes the drool from my 90-year-old fathers chin. She calls herself a "companion." So what's the difference in being "elite" or "upscale"? No drool or what?

BigPeterJohnson 38 Reviews 402 reads

posted 10 years ago

4 / 21

Re: Its a wonder you get laid here....tacky,tacky tacky..

so... you agree, then?

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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 495 reads

posted 10 years ago

5 / 21

Funny you tell them not to use the word "classy" but the words you tell them to use are just as bad.

"Upscale?" "Up-market?" "Elegant?"
They're all marketing terms and they are all pretty silly and egotistical, when used to describe one's self.

BigPeterJohnson 38 Reviews 446 reads

posted 10 years ago

6 / 21

not in my opinion

i'll give you up-market (thank the online thesaurus for that one), but i believe one can objective describe oneself as sophisticated and upscale for marketing purposes.

my point is that "classy" is not a word that classy people use, especially to describe themselves

olivialeon See my TER Reviews 536 reads

posted 10 years ago

7 / 21

Where does this belong on a scale of 1-10? 10 being the worst...

On a scale of 1-10, where does a provider who describes herself as "Classy" fall?

1. Was it easy to make the appointment & get verified?
2. Did she show up on time?
3. Did she look like her pictures?
4. Did she have all her teeth?
5. Did you get your needs met?
6. Did she make you feel like you were the only man in the world during your time together?
7. Was her in-call clean and comfortable?
8. Was she a clock watcher?
9. Did she kiss it and make it feel "Real Good"?
10. She described herself as Classy (heaven forbid)

Does it really matter?

Just saying....

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Jinx_The_Cat 33 Reviews 306 reads

posted 10 years ago

8 / 21

But your agent said...

You were a classy guy. Is that still bad?

KaylasAngels 513 reads

posted 10 years ago

9 / 21

You mean like when a Client "says" he has a BIG d**ck, tall, handsome, great shape, great lover, and

Kisses Like a rock star???!!!???.

You then open the door, and he's about 5'10", a bit overweight, crooked teeth, etc...

You then get to the "good stuff", and you need to use your smallest raincoat, he kisses like he has no lips, he has a beer gut, and goes down on you like he is chewing bubble gum..

Hmmmmm.....If ya say you have a BIG d**ck, ya probably don't....If ya say you are a great lover, you probably suck....If ya say you are in great shape, you may wanna try looking in a different mirror...

Goes BOTH ways.....Just sayin.........

Peace out..

K~ xxoo

Posted By: BigPeterJohnson

this is just my opinion, ladies, but...

in your ads, if you call yourself classy... you're probably not.

please feel free to describe yourself in any superlatives you like... sophisticated, sensual, elite, full of life, sexy, enthusiastic, etc etc etc.

sure, marketing is tricky, and you have to describe yourself in the most positive terms and tone.

but the irony of the definition of the word "classy" is that it precludes self-aggrandizement. a truly "classy' person doesn't brag about themselves.

also, "classy" itself is not a very classy word. try stylish, chic, up-market, elegant, upscale.

if you use the word classy, you're probably not. if you call yourself classy, you're definitely not.

just my 2 cents, and that's probably all this advice is worth, if that much.

ShillBill 402 reads

posted 10 years ago

10 / 21

I could care less what's in the copy of her ad

I'm interested in pictures, reviews, menus, and a donation that works for me.

And what's that saying about mongers telling escorts how to run their business ..........

Posted By: BigPeterJohnson

this is just my opinion, ladies, but...

in your ads, if you call yourself classy... you're probably not.

please feel free to describe yourself in any superlatives you like... sophisticated, sensual, elite, full of life, sexy, enthusiastic, etc etc etc.

sure, marketing is tricky, and you have to describe yourself in the most positive terms and tone.

but the irony of the definition of the word "classy" is that it precludes self-aggrandizement. a truly "classy' person doesn't brag about themselves.

also, "classy" itself is not a very classy word. try stylish, chic, up-market, elegant, upscale.

if you use the word classy, you're probably not. if you call yourself classy, you're definitely not.

just my 2 cents, and that's probably all this advice is worth, if that much.

tankbinding 16 Reviews 293 reads

posted 10 years ago

11 / 21

Re: But your agent said...

Offttt now that's a bit of a party foul...

tankbinding 16 Reviews 424 reads

posted 10 years ago

12 / 21

Re: You mean like when a Client "says" he has a BIG d**ck, tall, handsome, great shape, great lover,

How about

If you have to pay for sex, ................................

You fill in the rest

LongerMonger 307 reads

posted 10 years ago

13 / 21

I doubt you'd recognize classy.

D

KaylasAngels 431 reads

posted 10 years ago

14 / 21

Re: You mean like when a Client "says" he has a BIG d**ck, tall, handsome, great shape, great lover,

Then they probably have to......

Luv-Kitty_69 339 reads

posted 10 years ago

15 / 21

I cut plenty slack for providers, because...

I very much appreciate their offering their most intimate body parts for my pleasure. The one time when I was most upset with an ad was the listing of her weight at least 40 lb lighter.

Shaunna See my TER Reviews 442 reads

posted 10 years ago

16 / 21

I take offense to your post

I'm as classy as they come, my blow jobs are classy, my pussy is the classiest you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting, shit, even the sun shines out of my classy arse. (Pun intended) haha.

My mouth on the otherhand, well, that's definitely a whore.

I think i'll put classy whore on my homepage :-P

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carlhungus 56 Reviews 334 reads

posted 10 years ago

17 / 21

I only see posh providers.

END OF MESSAGE

Carla_capri See my TER Reviews 367 reads

posted 10 years ago

18 / 21

How about this..

I am classy. ic up.scale VIP model pArt time actress in La
A Perfect 10 LOL EXOTIC!
Upscale incall in bervellyhell

how is my integration in LA?

Shit .. forgot
Amazing dumb blond
Dumb blond sells!!?

ok people !! Enough BULL shit
Going on vacations
Kisses
C

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 385 reads

posted 10 years ago

19 / 21

I know you meant it humorously, but . . .

"Posh" is a great word to use instead of classy, IMO. It means pretty much the same thing, but would set a provider apart from the crowd. I would be more intrigued to investigate further.

Shaunna See my TER Reviews 298 reads

posted 10 years ago

20 / 21

Re: I know you meant it humorously, but . . .

When a client is ready to spill out the $1K plus to do our sites, then and only then do you really get to have a say in what words we use on our sites and how we market ourselves.

Then you get to call yourself a pimp.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 210 reads

posted 10 years ago

21 / 21

No need to get your . . .

very sexy panties in a bunch. I was just making a suggestion, not trying to be anyone's pimp. I was saying what would get my attention and set a provider apart from the crowd. My opinion only. I certainly didn't want to offend anyone that might have a crappy website.