I like to go to AMP.  Its like a box of chocolates, never know what you will get...hahah j/j. Anyways, I’m paranoid about LE.  What happen during a bust at an AMP?  I know there's UCLE but how are we at risks?  Do they shoot tear gas inside then bum rush inside to tackle everyone down? I just want to know so I know what to do.  Do I run like a mad dog out of there?  Hide under the table?  Or keep humping like no tomorrow since they're gonna book me?

unless a riot broke out.

I think it would be the standard drill.  The cops will try to get you to make an incriminating statement by saying something like they'll go easy on you if you cooperate.  Don't fall for it.

Just name, rank and serial number and "I want my lawyer present before I say anything else."

With any luck, they'll let you go, or take you downtown and go  through the motions then let you go, maybe on personal recognizance if you're lucky.

Be polite and respectful and keep your lawyers number handy.

Better to avoid the whole scene in the first place, IMHO.

(still not a lawyer)

The morning paper just had an article on an AMP raid.  The report stated that the FBI and ATF conducted around-the-clock operations including psychological operations (psyops) on the occupants of the parlor. The government's siege on the AMP ended when federal agents released CS tear gas into the salon.

Fires later broke out and spread quickly through the buildings, killing approximately 79 adults, 21 who were johns.  Autopsies confirmed that many of the victims had died of single gunshot wounds to their heads.  Johns who left the complex during the siege remember being terrified during the initial raid, hiding under mattresses as bullets shattered windows and walls.

Be very careful going into an AMP.  Look for tanks and SWAT vehicles.  AMP’s that fly their flags upside down are already in trouble.  

Once in an AMP, just relax until you hear the door opening or loud noises.  Now run, but put your pants on first.

LMAO, this thread is good.  I think it's ready for transfer to the "Erotic Humor" board.

http://www.rickross.com/graphics/waco_burning.jpg

what is AMP? and what is LE? and what is UCLE?? I don't get all these abbrv.s!

AMP=A mean pimp
LE=Lost Erection
sorry could not resist
Asian Massage parlor
Law Enforcement
Under cover LE...i guess

I'd hump like there's no tommorow.  You're fucked either way.

Oh, and contrary to popular belief, you should put your shoes on first--you can run much faster than if you were barefooted.