/PLEASE READ PART ONE FIRST//
Well here are a few of the answers:
1. It is rare that a pro gets arrested and her husband or companion does not get charged.Then you have the fun and expense of proving you are not a pimp, i.e. benefiting from her endeavors.
If you have a lot to lose, like money or reputation, do not worry; you will probably lose it. Most often the pimp goes to jail and the provider gets a go home free card. If you remember that high school definition of irony,I think a hubby going to jail who has no contact with his wife’s escorting is probably a good example.
2. Also, a husband is liable for the debts and liabilities of his spouse in most cases, particularly those debts that occurred after the marriage as well as criminal fines.
3. Once you are tied together your chances of escaping her new legal status will not improve until you get to the afterlife, if at all.
4. How did everybody know she used to mouth cocks? Well yes, that little bit of sexual savvy that drips off a pro’s smile, or that little twist of her mouth, that knowing nod to any sexual innuendo, the way she walks or tosses her tits, that little ass wiggle or the way she stares men in the eyes as she listens to them mumbling when the only thing on their minds is how soon can they have sex with her. Yep! That special something is going to telegraph their previous or current profession even before they open their mouths. (Some girls will pass but not too many will pass in front of my mama, your brother’s wife or your sister). But hey, who cares? We like ‘em feminine, don’t we?
5.Well, if you don’t care now, you may care when you get down that one way road. I sincerely hope not.
6.Every escort has her problems. Let’s start with the visa problem, then there is the landlord with some action pending, the threatening pimp who wants her to work for him, the jealous hooker ex-friend but is now harassing her because of lost business, the stalker that may not be imagined, her telephone bill for five phones and the overseas tab to mama. Then there is her sick grandmother, ailing mom, dad with a wooden leg (diabetes cuts em off), and those few little kids she hides out in Guadalajara with her sister Juanita that no one told you about and you don’t find out about until you decide to visit Guadalajara on your third wedding anniversary.
7.If you really do care, tackle each problem one at a time, visas do not require marriage, set up an appointment with an immigration attorney or service, find her a new place to live. Look for simple solutions that do not involve self defense classes or a Gattling gun. Moving to a new city usually works. Oh you can get grandpa a wheelchairs real cheap at the Salvation Army. For kids presents usually work, adoptions is great for them but are you sure you want to raise Don Pepi’s? Ok, why not, all kids are great! Just be prepared, isn’t that the Boy Scout’s marching song?
8. Remember, marriage is more than a state of mind, it is a legal contract and once you have that ring on you hand you probably also have another one through your nose.
9. Is it possible to marry an escort? Of course it is. There is a guy dressed like Elvis who is readying and willing to set you up. Can you be married to an escort who is still in the business? Probably not, here your liability for arrest for pimping and or pandering, both prison term felonies, are just too good to miss. Why would you want to take that chance, you know she will not be living alone while you are doing jail time, and probably will not have time to visit you. Of course if you get lucky you will have the opportunity to get in touch with your feminine side if your cell mate is Bubba. He will surely quash your sex drive while you are counting the lays, I mean the days till you get out of the hoosegow.
10. Can you marry an escort who is no longer escorting? Here you might have a fighting chance if you have a very open mind about whether sexual activity has any special significance. If you believe a plethora of sexual experiences are no more significant then those hundreds of hamburgers at local fast food’s greasy grills, then you have the right attitude. If you think that it does not matter that your blushing bride has had thousands of sexual experiences, normal, abnormal and possibly Para-normal; then you are in good shape. If you can put up with her having an occasional lunch date with an old regular that no doubt will end up in a clinch, then you are ok. If you can put up with the threat, real or imagined, that when you loose your job or run out of money, that others will be sharing your mattress, then you are doing fine. In my opinion you need balls of steel, unending love, and she better fuck you into submission every night before you realize what it is you are doing.
11. Pyscological and Medical Problems-Sure you are going to run into a barrel of psycho problems, expect that. But then my first wife was a nut case and she fucked around for free. If you are into transsexual or sex changes girls you are going to run into some very strong personalities and mood swings. It takes strength to even think about gender change much less supplement it. Most of the guys I know who ended up with transsexuals always commented how clean these gals kept the house and how feminine they were. No jokes about sharing the shaving mirror, they all have had their hair removed long ago!
12. Intelligence-- most Pros are smart, quick, and able to lie like a rug; just believe what ever they say to avoid conflict, never be curious and don’t ask a lot of questions. Don’t ever treat them like a whore, that won’t work. Most pros know enough about disease prevention to be safe. But most big buck fuck weekends are not condomed so accidents may have happened and Aids is one accident you need great courage to deal with. Drug use-- stay away from the cocaine babes, any kind of addict is just asking for trouble.
DISCLAIMER—before I am deluged with complaints by providers, that I am a sexist pig, let me oink the following. I am not a great believer in marriage working for all people or even for most people. Of course I wish every guy who marries a provider all the best.
I have a good a good friend married for many years to an ex provider, she was a high class hooker who gave up far more than sucking strangers cocks, she was into some real exotic stuff, eventually she went into a legit business with him. Most people’s marriages are not successful, maybe these two are better off than most.
I also know of several long term liaisons with transsexuals that have worked fairly well when the tranny stayed home and gave up escorting. Most of the guys commented how clean these gals kept the house and how supper fem they were.
A sex change I know well had a short lived marriage but she would not give up the business, needed to be independent, needed to support her mother, I guess her needs outstripped his.
I also know a bunch of folks who chose to lead productive happy lives but remained unmarried. They seem to be doing fine. This does not bar them from having loving relations.
And then in my own personal life-- my marriage, well it has had its ups and downs, but we have hung in there for twelve years now and I firmly believe that Tiffany is still the best fuck in town. I am getting older but I when I see her ass and big tits I still don’t have to bite the viagra, I told you I have big balls of steel. But don’t expect me to invite you home for dinner, you might well recognize her. But if life can be a bed of roses, sometime you have to get used to the thorns, they sure keep you on your toes.
So if you are head over heels in love and have to offer the ultimate compliment, making yourself defenseless, go for it. Who was it who said the world was made for lovers?
-- Modified on 5/14/2010 9:02:19 AM
