Do you remember Yul Brenner, the handsome bald actor who played in the King and I and various Russian adaptations, fucked every one in Hollywood and then died of Lung Cancer? Well, it seems that if he had tried a baldness cure his bedroom conquests might have been zero. New evidence that baldness medications can cause permanent impotence was released in a scientific paper that “encouraged doctors to "sit down and discuss this openly with patients ... the possibility... that they could potentially sacrifice a meaningful sexual life "to improve their hairline.”  

   The sexual side effects associated with finasteride for hair loss resulted in a federal suite against Merck. Likewise, in Canada, a class-action lawsuit against Merck Frosst Canada Jan. 24 was filed on behalf of those who have suffered continuing sexual dysfunction after using Propecia or Proscar. Miller said that after a month of use, "I lost my interest in sex.”



   Although he stopped taking Proscar for his thinning hair, "my sexual functioning has not recovered.” Erectile dysfunction persists after discontinuation of this drug as well as depression.  Merck claims fewer than 2 percent of men had sexual side effects: do you like them odds?

   Websites such as Propeciahelp.com report men have lost their sex drive and ability to perform while pursuing a thicker head of hair. Unfortunately, these side effects "do not always go away when you stop taking Propecia." Others have become suicidal, there was "strong evidence" that finasteride interferes with hormones in the brain.
So those of you who are looking forward to a hairless dome should pay attention.

   I knew a stunning transsexual with long blond hair who found herself with a hand full of hair after a shampoo when she hit her mid twenties. She tried the aforementioned remedies, got deathly ill and quickly opted for a hair extension and later a high quality wig. As good part of her clients were looking for a firm hard extension, she unwittingly may have saved her career.

   As for anti-depressant drugs, here is a brief cautionary tale. My buddy Max, with more than a few grey hairs, but a sex drive that kept him up most nights had a hot romance with a Brazilian sexpot. She was in her mid- forties and was up for penetration 24/7. His romance came to an end when she decided she wanted a guy who would let her and her twenty-year-old daughter and a year old baby move in. Goodbye romance. It turned out that Guillietta found just the guy who was agreeable and moved in with her new beau, with daughter and grandson in tow.

   Fast-forward two years and Max gets a booty call. Seems the new guy was put on anti-depressives and did not want to fuck anymore. So in cums Maxie, who for the cost of a nice dinner gets to takes her out twice a week and fucks her silly before he drops her off happy around the corner from her live-in who still has no interest in sloppy seconds.

   If you like sex, maybe it is best to flaunt your baldness and your erection at the same time!

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/MensHealth/baldness-drug-sexual-effects/story?id=13152993&page=3articular reason

-- Modified on 3/23/2011 5:30:06 AM

I often wonder why and how a stunning beauty like Heidi Klum, would pair with the bald pop star Seal, who, IMHO, is much less than handsome. You may have provided the bedrm secret.
There was a rumor that when God created the heads, He found some imperfect ones, and had to do a remedial re-work -- created hair to cover up. (lol)

I've looked at the rogaine display the pharmacy and thought how much better I would look with a full head of hair, but have been secure enough in my baldness not to have tried it.   I'd rather have a stiffy and be bald, then be limp with hair.

The casting was all wrong.  Victor Mature had much bigger knockers than Heddy Lamar.

(A tip of the hat to Groucho for that one.)