Do Sexual Predators Deserve the Gas Chamber, Really?
or There's No Business Like Show Business
Sexual preferences should be respected when they do not impede on others. Although adultery, prostitution, same-sex marriage, birth control, abortion, and numerous other human activities are thought by some to be crimes worthy a one way entrance into the gas chamber, I think we should step back and realize that different folks have their own extreme takes and we should be working to find har-money cum-passion and ass-ceptance of diverse practices.
All jokes ass-side (except that one), when you meet a person who is a fanatic on any of the above subjects, try to reach a common ground before hitting them in the mouth with your crutch. Treat them nicely so they learn to like you and then say,
“You and I are friends, we think the same way on many issues, but try to be a little more understanding of other peoples points of view.” This will help the world’s tension core by a few Richter’s and add to your chances of getting into heaven after your neighbor shoots you for your defense of whatever sexual foible you are practicing with his wife or some other willing victim in the neighborhood.
Now a few words on child molesters, that all or most seem to think are the worse kind of folk or fucks out there. Listen, first of all keep an eye on your kids, watch over them, don’t let little kids run around without supervision, do not dress six year olds like strippers and be surprised when someone strips them. If your teenage kids look they are selling sex for dollars maybe you can tone them down and give them a bag of condoms. Once you have done that there ain’t too much else you can do except educate them to run like hell when the local pervert “cums a call’en”.
Now you ask what to do about the local pervert? When I was a little kid, I remember the men in the neighborhood banded together one night and scoured the area looking for the mug who put his hands on little Jamey’s pussy. That was appropriate back then I suppose. Nowadays putting your hands on someone may get you a worse piece of bad news than camaraderie after the fact at the local bar. Now let’s be clear, sexual predators are a bad group but they are a broad group. Most of them are assholes who want to be around playgrounds and little kids, maybe expose themselves out in the parking lot of the local mall, but they are not a real danger. Some of them are, particularly the ones who kidnap and kill; those few give molesters a dirty name.
Check the Megan's List or what ever list is on your internet for your area. Now not everyone listed on the internet list is a risk, a nineteen year old who has sex with a seventeen year old will be there and he has already married your sister’s kid and is working at the local hardware store to support his little family; as well as the teacher we never had, but longed for, who looked like a centerfold playmate and was oh so busy fucking her students. But it might be helpful to take a look at lists of sexual predators that might be living in the garage you just rented.
What you have to realize is that a child predator is not an alien that looks like an insect, he is a sick person, not just weird but mentally ill. Some of these guys (rarely are they girls) need a super hormone shot to kill their crazy sexual urges (chemical castration) or better yet a real castration to get their balls out of their brains. This is a valid treatment although not pursued by the courts as mandatory but occasionally offered as an alternative to a longer sentence . However some sickos’ who are sick of themselves will get out a razor and a scooper and do the job themselves in a bid to find some inner peace.
A lot of deviates are successfully treated, some are not. We do not have the knowledge to medically treat the worst of them at this time. Incarceration is not a pleasant road to hoe for these guys as they are often gang raped or murdered inside the prisons. Oddly, prisoners seem to have a conservative take on crime and punishment, probably a result of too much Dostoevsky in the prison libraries. If these child molesters do make it to the outside world they are subject to strict housing rules that often means they cannot live anywhere but out on the desert where no schools, churches, malls, civic centers or playgrounds exist. Ain’t easy for them but we seem to be running out of alternatives as we are running out of half-way houses which sometimes are a good alternative for their housing while the news media makes us so paranoid that we think there is a child molester hiding in every bush.
But gentleman and ladies, please let us think of this as a medical problem, not a reason for a mob lynching; one of these days the medical doctors will get a handle on how to tackle this problem, in the meantime calm down, unload your firearms and start keeping a closer eye on your kids whether you are a leftist or a rightist or a dem or repub. I try to hold the middle line, i.e. I don’t agree with every thing Sarah Palin says, but I sure would like to fuck her.
