pardon the alias; only done at provider's specific request to protect both parties...

Housekeeping Heartattack:
I was two minutes past the "get naked" moment with a new provider. I had never seen her, she had never seen me. Also, it was my first time using that particular agency, and although they had screened me pretty throughly, I have to understand some skittishness on a first meet. Anyway, we were just starting to roll around together when: THE F-ING DOOR OPENS SUDDENLY!!! Only the little, puny, slide-type "throwlock" they have on every hotel room door prevented the maid from barging in and catching us inflagrente!
Understandably, the provider FREAKED! She started screaming at me "Are you a cop!? Are you a cop!?!" She screamed at me to "Get dressed!...if you...I swear to god...!?! all while she was covering herself with an old t-shirt and basketball shorts.
I almost died right there. I couldn't decide which was worse, having my flagpole fall over like a shot giraffe, seeing my hopes of banging all the other gorgeous girls from this agency evaporate, or maybe facing solicitation charges (bye-bye TS security clearance!). It was mortifyiung in so many ways!
It worked out, okay though. She tore out into the hallway and screamed like a banshee at the hoousekeeping staffer who tried to barge in. She calmed down once she convinced herself that I was an innocent party in the hoopla; we returned to our previously scheduled program, as they say and it was a great romp - fine from then on, wanyway...
But I wondered, what does one do in this situation? what if it was LE at the door? I'm really interested in other hobbyists' thoughts here, thanks.

Issue 2 (related):
Once she started to calm down and began to come back to the realization that she needed to make me feel comfortable and confident again, she decided that she needed to relax.
Unfortunately, she announced that she needed some pot! and then proceeded over to the coffee table, blithely blazed up a doobie and puffed away. To her credit, she asked me if I wnated some(!?). Am I being unreasonable to expect that there won't be any controlled substances in the room when I'm being entertained by a provider? My perspective is that, hey, we're both taking risks aplenty here already! No need to add potential drug charges on top of everything.
Now, I have always understood that risk is part of the gig in this game. However, I consequently take all the steps I can to mitigate all the risks that are within the realm of my control. I can't control the fact that, by choosing to hobby in this psedo-moralistic society, I am choosing to take on the risks of getting caught. But I thought I was risking a solicitation charge. My understanding (and expectation, by the way) is that I would very likely face drug charges as well if I was busted in the room with her and pot was in evidence, as it were. Does anyone else think this was overly risky?

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but I recently had a dream where something like this happened.

But back to the case at hand.  If LE barges in during the flagrante part, you are probably toast, you have to figure out how to avoid those situation before they happen.

As for the maid, had your provider remembered to put the "do not disturb" sign on the door?  I doubt it.  She should have been more angry at herself than at the maid, and certainly not towards you.  She's a bit too high strung for me.

As for the drugs, they make me very worried.  She might be a nice gal, but I don't particularly care for the added risk.  I don't use drugs myself and even of the provider does, she should have more sense than to do it with a client, especially if she hasn't cleared it with him first.

I have nothing useful to say about Issue 1.  Many prior entries on this board have discussed what the police can or can't prove after catching a couple in the act.  There's nothing distinctive about this example that would lead to a different result.

As to Issue 2:

Possession of marijuana is a crime.  Proximity to marijuana is not.  Neither is proximity to someone in the process of using it.

If the pot belonged to the lady then you never possessed it and did not commit a drug offense.  It would be very hard for the D.A. to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that you were ever in possession since you weren't holding the pot and since it was not your room.  I doubt you would have been charged even if those had been police at the door.

But if other circumstances made it look like you had brought the pot with you the D.A. might bring charges, and might even win.  You could then be convicted not just of possession but also of transportation, which is a separate crime.  And if it looks like you traded the pot for sex, you could even be hit with possession for sales.  These scenarios are a bit far-fetched, but could happen.

Also, if you were on probation or parole at the time, the prosecutor would work harder to find a way to tie you to the drugs.

Your story was funny and I'm glad it had a happy ending (in every way).

I had a housekeeper come in when Jessica and I were in bed and forgot to latch the  door.  And did SHE get an eyefull!  Giggle

But the pot, well you can't be expected to know if a provider has it in her room.  Personally I have a zero tolerance for dope in my presence.  It is one thing I will end a date over.

But there was no reason for her to freak out like that.  Jeeze.  She sounds a little ghetto or very inexperienced if you ask me.

I'll bet you check the door in the future...

Giggle,
TS Jamie

I was at an upscale hotel right in the middle when there was a knock on the door.  It was housekeeping and they wanted to know if we needed anything.
It was his room so he finally answered the door and told her we were fine.  We just brushed it off and resumed where we left off.
She, on the other hand, was not only unprofessional by screaming and then smoking, but put the spotlight on you and on that room.
I would skip that agency for awhile, if not forever.

I had a housekeeper walk in on me last year as I was walking out of the bathroom to get dressed after a shower...I don't think the poor woman will ever be the same....

But seriously. The "DO NOT DISTURB" sign is your friend. I don't know if I would even enter the room of a provider that wasn't smart enough to use it. I don't like drugs, I don't have much use for people in altered states. If it was me I would probably cross the lady and the agency off of my list. Did you write a review about your experience?

Actually I had housekeeping burst in on me while I was with a provider just over a week ago. Fortunately I was in Costa Rica where the hobby is legal and it was no  more a big deal than if I were with a civvie girlfriend.

...I was doing outcall to a guy's hotel room and the door opened. Luckily we had latched it so it didn't open all the way, and the do not disturb sign was up one of the times but not the other.. I was shocked! I didn't realize they could just barge in like that! Lesson learned- security latch and door sign are a must!

Also, I have been in the reverse situation with pot. While I consider pot less harmful than most other substances, fact is it is illegal and since I don't partake, I don't want to be around it or get in trouble for someone else's habit. I had a date and we were in the car driving to lunch when it came to my attention there was pot in the car. I politely asked the gent to put it away and to never have such substances on his person or in his vehicle while meeting with me. I still see him and can only hope that he has respected my wishes, but there is only so much you can do, as a hobbyist or a provider, as you can never be sure what another person may have in their pocket or their glove compartment. I can only hope clients will be respectful enough to leave that where it belongs- not anywhere near me! Same goes for providers who smoke pot or use other substances- keep it away from your clients; they are already taking risk enough!

I know this had to have been a once in a lifetime experience for you but  I just can not keep from laughing at how well written your experience was .
My only advice to you is to make sure you see a responsible lady who "should" know to ALWAYS put the  DO NOT DISTURB sign on the door and double check the lock. If the hotel is a higher end hotel then there is always a DO NOT DISTURB sign available and  housekeeping or any other employee of the hotel will knock ,ring your room or walk in on you .
Thank you for sharing your experience . It has sure nuff been wonderful reading for a Sunday .

She probably flew off the handle because she was recently arrested and paranoid.

Im very surprised you stayed to, I would have left and started calling another provider (if I were a man)